David Blair

Digital government, dinosaurs, etc

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

That’s what accountants are for #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

Haters gonna hate T-Rex #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

T-Rex is open to any interpretation that makes him the main character #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

“Sometimes, words mean the things they mean” -T-Rex #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

Everyone knows that the point of conversation is to either get away from someone or to hear something nice about yourself #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

T-Rex, you just got played #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

Yet another experience we all share. Right? #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

Everyone else makes it look so easy #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

Part of making mistakes is covering them up until they look like they were on purpose #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

Fortunately, T-rex was only half-listening that that thought still hasn't made it #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

If T-rex were to doubt himself, he would be so impressed by his ability to uncover a mistake that he'd forget about the mistake and start congratulating himself instead #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

What vexes him more is that birds have zero interest in his supplies of bubblegum #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

Einstein was also kicked out of school for chewing students with his mouth open #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

T-rex has a fiery passion for careful deliberation #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

All these imperfect people fail to see that the point of engaging in conversation with T-rex is to shut up and listen #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

You don't want to know the symbol T-rex was thinking of to replace multiplication #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

T-rex philosophy: if you don't know if you're winning, just round up #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

The one thing T-rex hates more than uncertainty is the certainty that someone was cleverer than him #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

What is history if not the constant doubling down on imperfect ideas and the occasional baking show? #dinosaurcomics

[David Blair @BlondAmbition91]

How does it feel to be complicit in T-rex's plan? #dinosaurcomics