𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚

𝐖𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲... | 𝘚𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥!𝘈𝘜 | Parody.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙊𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙤 𝙐𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙝𝙖.
⠀⠀𝘈 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴.

⠀⠀⠀⠀"𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦."

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘕𝘢𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘙𝘗.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘔𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘙𝘗.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘍𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 & 𝘙𝘛?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

Jeez, who shat in her cereal this morning?

[Sophia Valentina @OfConfusedTrust]

He could not be, and make everyone’s life better

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

Yes, he's still alive. Somehow.
He's gonna enjoy some Takoyaki now.

[ً @kreophagos]

because men in suits were once men with crowns, and the way the world works never changes. fuck that: it's my turn now.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

Hello.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

|| I miss writing on this account, but I just can not seem to find the muse.

I dont know what I'll do with this account, but ill most likely keep it for now.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

"Oh, well if you're offering, then yes."

Its been a bit since he's eaten properly.

[𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗶 @E4STBLUENAMI]

“good morning , 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 ❗️

— want a bite of my bread ?
it’s nice and warm , fresh out the oven !”

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

He's definitely been away for awhile. Mostly just living a peaceful and quiet life within the woods.

He really did distance himself from people.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

Well, hello people.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

Fuck.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

@BlossomHime || Rip our blue boy...

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

|| The new god of war emotionally drained me.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

@BlossomHime || ITS BEEN A VERY LONG TIME SINCE THIS CONVO, BUT I MUST KNOW...

did u cry? 👀

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

@BlossomHime || YOU AINT.

YOU ARE NOT READY.
I HOPE U BULLETPROOF, CAUSE THIS BOUT TO HURT.

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

@BlossomHime || Ur through the main story, right?

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

@BlossomHime || I was fr crying HARD

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

Can we get much higher?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠΣ𝐍𝐂𝐘𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀ᅠ 、 忍術ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @NINJUTSUEMBODY]

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c- can i have your sharingan ? !

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

|| MY RPS ARE GONE KEK

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚 @BloodyMangetsu]

Well, he can't simply let his sunshine not receive gifts as bright as her, yeah?

He is so happy she likes her gifts! Seeing her smile made him smile.

"Shh, ya don't gotta say a thing. Happy birthday, love."

He's already leaning in, and putting a kiss on her forehead.

[․ ۵ 𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐎 ∴ •˚ @sealofheaven]

⠀

goodness，how did she manage to get so lucky？

she’s simply beaming at him，sparkles dancing in her eyes，smiling from ear to ear upon opening her gifts .

“ obi … i don’t even know what to say . . . thank you . “