Beth ✨🦦

She/her. Writing SEO copy and slowly getting back to writing fiction 💖💜💙

[Beth ✨🦦 @Bloomability47]

Can’t believe I did an entire Humanities degree just so that I can occasionally nod knowingly to myself while I’m watching PhilosophyTube bc I vaguely recognise some of the names ✨

[Beth ✨🦦 @Bloomability47]

After many, many years, I’ve finally grown tired of being fed absolute slop on here. The % of enjoyable posts is now hovering around the 5% mark and it’s not worth rootling around here anymore. Catch me over on https://t.co/qFmKXdYRxV 💖

[Karis °•♡•° @kwehzy]

We need to start making ChatGPT users feel embarrassed. My sister said she used it to write a thank you message the other day and I laid into her. Arent you embarrassed that you cant find the words to properly thank someone without a program telling you how?

[{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @_VioMarks_]

she jack on my box til i quiplash

ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Labour’s manifesto promised to “remove indignities for trans people”, yet the government’s ban on puberty blockers adopts the Tories’ politicised unevidenced approach.

Young people — cis & trans — must have access to healthcare they need. I stand firmly with the trans community.

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

choosing to open the twitter app again

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

the only “wicked” I want to hear about is the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem

[New York Times Tech Guild @NYTGuildTech]

PLAYING GAMES: In the great tradition of strike publications, we offer our tech-worker version.
https://t.co/L46DXTrDsp

Now you can play and not be a scab. We also want to thank the multitude of @nytimes subscribers who have stopped playing and honored our digital picket line.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

I love orange drinks

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[Beth ✨🦦 @Bloomability47]

There is no feeling that parallels watching someone you care about doing what they’re really good at ✨

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

do I have a song for you

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Science has enough bodies I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

If it's not valuable, why are you stealing it?

[Beth ✨🦦 @Bloomability47]

(He’s an ex(?)tumblr girly too so it’s all good)

[Beth ✨🦦 @Bloomability47]

First 121 meeting with my new TL today and I’ve already admitted to being a Tumblr girly

[Beth ✨🦦 @Bloomability47]

Tired of trying to relax by watching cute animal videos and being cursed to watch people treat animals like absolute shit because sometimes they make a weird noise when they’re scared. I hope the people that do this kind of shit fall off a cliff xoxo

[Beth ✨🦦 @Bloomability47]

I am begging my algorithm for eco-conscious content that doesn’t involve quirky middle-class girlies bragging about going a full month without buying any new clothes. I’m taking so much psychic damage