Blow Trophy Ryan

I’m Ryan. I run Blow Trophy.
Dynasty degen. Cardboard collectooor. Da Bomb-maximalist.
Built a 189-page rookie guide nobody asked for.

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Haven’t tweeted in a while. Been busy building a monster. This is it. This is the one.

The 2025 Rookie Huddle is live: 144+ rookie writeups, strategy, sleepers, and all the chaos you need before Week 1.

No fluff. No filler. Still 189 pages, lol.

https://t.co/OqUWid0tpB

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Let’s start the gofundme to fire these jerseys into the sun.

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rofl 49 Mexican crosses

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@statsowar yes.

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Mexico bout to be CONCACAF ball maximalists…
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@bryce_spalding This is what happens when you put two beans-maximalist countries in a win or go home scenario.

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@BrummieTricky tf yall going to school on a Monday in July for?

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@andyroche16

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@MaryBethSales Same.

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@_CHlCO The Virgin Mary candle store shelves are in March 2020 covid levels of panic buying mode.

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@fashion_nfl Whatever you do just don’t go FKW on ‘em

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@MedcalfByESPN Agreed. Messi is astonishingly impressive.

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@BCridland The only thing going through my mind reading this on the feed is, “What if Twitter existed at the height of the Aztec Empire?”

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@StanCollymore What’s the size of Estate Planning Twitter? Engbro has 45 minutes to have a will written.

[John McAllister @johnmactravels]

Haaland is absolutely as good as Messi and Mbappe. Guys a fucking freak

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@johnmactravels Tell me you’re a fan of the Big 12 without saying you’re a fan of the Big 12.

[Dave Denholm @TalkSoccer]

Yes, but can they do it on a cold and rainy Sunday at Azteca?

#England

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@TalkSoccer Ok. Engbro has a fucking point.

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@BarstoolBigCat The definition of a “must win”

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Seek immediate medical help if you experience a pregame delay lasting more than 4 hours

[Kam @kamiko_yukimura]

With #england taking Viagra for this match against #mexico I hope the delay doesn't affect performance based on the drug reaction times

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@SGNolan The only way the USMNT beats Mexico in penalties in the World Cup Final…is if Mexico wins tonight.