BluePit

he/him

[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @Project_TBONE]

I’m hearing that Mitch McConnell is dead
wrong about the most important questions of our time.

The former Senate leader passed a way
of regressive obstruction off as governance.

Mitch McConnell tragically lost his life
savings at the bank of national integrity

[Bosch Egg @BoschEgg]

all of my accounts were tied to my Google Giggles account so when it got shut down I wasn't even legally a citizen anymore

[will @will_nba_hater]

WAIT WAIT WAIT...

So the Supreme Court basically ruled that ANYONE, from ANYWHERE, can deny the army a place to SLEEP...

..anyone can live in the United States and that automatically means no soldiers get to live there???

What are we even doing here?

That is obviously insane.

[ergopraxis.bsky.social @ergo_praxis]

"All human beings on earth are undocumented Americans" goes so hard, it should legitimately be the political aspiration of progressive forces in the US in a nutshell

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

just drove past costco

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Unidentified rodent sighting. 11:45 am Thursday, June 25, 2026. Take immediate action.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

Federal government writing treaties in the 1880s:

[jame @kloogans]

love when i get a good hand

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

The only way to defeat an evil sorcerer with a skeleton army is a good evil sorcerer with a skeleton army

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey "lmfao" is actually really problematic (has swear word in it) sooooo if you could please say something like "thats so laughy taffy" or "im gigglemode" next time please

[liam @DrDomodoPhD]

one second becomes one minute. one minute becomes one hour. one day becomes 8.571 weeks. this is just a taste of what my new invention the “everything-multiplied-by-60 machine” is capable of

[henr @hernyposting]

You can alr guess what this dude sent me

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

It’s time we stop pumping chemicals into the pools our children swim in. Thank you President Trump for introducing my family to the Natural Pool lifestyle. #MAHA

(And yes—The woke neighbor is triggered 🤣)

[LUOK @THELUOK]

we don't need it right now #DelayDeltarune

[Connor McCann @connor_comics]

call from my dad

[g. @redfourd]

You don’t see this too much anymore

[Bashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @thereal_bustin]

i was just thinking that