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Came for the Truth.
Stayed for the Laughter.

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Don't piss off Dr. Hannibal Lecter

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@GSmokesweed1 Hi Grandma! It's too late for morning greetings but Happy Sunday! The wind last night was hugely "blusterous" & noisy! The Squad was worried about the wind, but this morning, they wanted to honour the victims of CFB Wainwright. So sad. As always, though, enjoy your day 🩵

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@historyrock_ KEEF !!!

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@GSmokesweed1 Good morning, Grandma 💐 Happy Saturday. I felt the cold last night so spread an extra blanket over the bed. If I'm cold, I can't sleep. I hope you slept well! The Sassy Seniors are out sharing a coffee & a giggle. I'll bet Handsome Henri is flirting with them! Enjoy your day 🩵

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@GSmokesweed1 Tonight is leftover roast chicken, potatoes and gravy, with veggies on the side.

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@GSmokesweed1 Good morning, Grandma⚘️ It's a sunny Friday here but chilly. There's more yardwork to do so I'm glad it's dry. I was checking on the Squad last night & found Edwin reading Tales from the Swamp. I guess it's the season for Hallowe'en demons! Thankfully he slept well. Enjoy 🩵

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@GSmokesweed1 Good morning, Grandma 💐 Happy Thursday. It's cold and windy here, just the kind of day to stay inside and read. Granny Pippin has all the wee ones enthralled with the adventures of Chestnut Charlie & Andy Oakley. If we're very quiet we can listen in. Enjoy your day 🩵

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@GSmokesweed1 Good morning, Grandma⚘️ Happy Wednesday! I hope you slept well & your coffee is hot, strong, & tastes like magic! Little Bella sends you smiles & waves to keep you warm & happy all day. Enjoy your day, Grandma 🩵

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@GSmokesweed1 Good morning, Grandma 🌺 I hope your Thanksgiving weekend was enjoyable. My favourite part was the pumpkin pie & whipped cream, & of course, good friends & family. The Sassy Seniors are enjoying lattes this morning in the brisk outdoors. Too cold for me but I'll say hi. Enjoy 🩵

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@AuntSassyAss Canada Dry Ginger Ale

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@GSmokesweed1 Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma 🩵

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@GSmokesweed1 Good morning, Grandma 🍁 Happy Thanksgiving. We always had our celebration on Sunday, then grazed leftovers on Monday. Just 2 of us this year, so very quiet. But the Squad has invited us to give thanks with them. And there's always room for you, too. Enjoy 🩵

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@GSmokesweed1 We're having chicken burgers and fries. My fridge seems to be on the fritz so we'll go "no leftovers" til Tuesday. Enjoy your meals everyone!

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@GSmokesweed1 Good morning, Grandma 💐 Wishing you a happy Saturday. Our lovely autumn is finally dipping into wintery weather with snow forecast for today. The Squad is already celebrating and cheering on the snowflakes. I'm thankful for all seasons, but all in their time. Enjoy your day 🩵

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@Pushk1n9 @StuartHumphryes Could be a young Jimmy Page!

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THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH.
1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
5. Onced and Twiced are words.
6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
7. Jawl-P? means: Did you all go to the bathroom?
8. People actually grow, eat, and like okra.
9. Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do something.
10. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.
12. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
13. The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
16. Y'all is singular. All Y'all is plural.
17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
18. You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car.
19. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Cajun seasoning, Tabasco, and ketchup.
20. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motorsports, and gossip.
21. Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Sweetheart, Miss (first name), or Mr (first name)
22. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
23. You know what a hissy fit is..
24. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
25. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!
26. You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the South.
AND one more:
27. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show that stupid possum that it CAN be done