John Egbert

hey! i'm the protagonist! ((An RP account for John Egbert from Homestuck. PM for 18+. My personal is @amurtunacaptor if you want to chat OOC!))

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

@Sintheros @ttechSkullkid Bandai-Namco has so many zillion better characters to use though I just. http://t.co/Gr87acqYPu

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

please google "(your name) the hedgehog"

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

@DaveTheGayBaby well, fuck. time to steal another rapper's credit cards and identity. i mean. send them a cake.

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

@DaveTheGayBaby yo i thought we were keeping this on the dl!

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

did everybody forget that i like the animes, or?

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

@HoldenForJesus yeah, they do. they also forget my favorite actor is actually matthew mcconaughey!

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

all of you, i bet.

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

so how many of you forgot that i like "the animes"?

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

i bet you missed me because i'm so swagger.

...i don't even know what that means.

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

what is even happening anymore?

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

@kkarkatvantas1_ not really! it's been really boring over here. that's kinda why i was on the internet in the first place.

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

@kkarkatvantas1_ whoa, that's rough buddy. geez, i'm sorry.

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

@kkarkatvantas1_ i was fucking with you, dummy. but thanks for your concern!

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

@kkarkatvantas1_ i just did.

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

@MechanicDemon that's an understatement.

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

searching myself on archiveofourown yielded some really weird results and i am half intrigued, half terrified.

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

the internet is confusing.

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

revenge is a dish best served cold, but you know what else is? ice cream.

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what if i just cut all of jade's hedges in her garden to look like really lewd stuff while she was sleeping? she'd probably kill me though.

[John Egbert @BlueHoodKid]

"royal vviolet"? that's so pretentious. it's fucking purple.