Daver Don

Cruisin' the Durham region. Pickin' up Bergy and the boys!

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

Trust me kids, after your 21st birthday the next monumental year is turning 69 #onedirection #getsome

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

Out for a drink with Sidney Crosby #goodpals

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

Best bar advice ever given: "Attack the gargoyle."

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

"That guys a piece of shit. Either his dads rich or the cheque finally came in from the doctor delivering him upside down." @JustinBowles5

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

I'll buck your marn pal

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

If east meets west it stinks up north #kushandwisdom

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

If a bear rips a hot steamer in the woods and nobody tweets about it, is there really a grizzly turd sitting idle in the bush...

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

@drugwife give me your number #greasy

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

@JessylovesIGL nudes lehgooo

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

Luke Bryan is about as country as a polar bears dick is warm

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

@candaceseguinn follow back please #puckslut

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

@candaceseguinn is it true that you let Marchand do you from behind while wearing a rat costume? #ratstyle

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

@candaceseguinn is it true your tampon was used to resuscitate Horton in the 2011 Vancouver series? #smellingsalts

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

@candaceseguinn can you confirm or deny these rumours? Your silence will be taken as undeniable confirmation of such heinous sex crimes

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

@candaceseguinn is it true you let Claude Julien eat pasta off your bare buttocks? #parmesancheese

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@candaceseguinn is it true that Bergeron gave you a French tickler while on a flight to Columbus? #dirtyfrenchman

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@candaceseguinn is it true you sat on Tim Thomas' face during the 2011 cup run? #pricklymoustache

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@candaceseguinn is it true you showered with Chara? #bearcock

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

#CFL: "You need to see these guys play....cause it is fucking hilarious"

[Daver Don @BluelineDaver]

Just woke up on the shitter in one of the out houses. Is boots and hearts over?