Imagine thinking that because a movie has a few jokes that will completely fly over kids' heads, you somehow need to sit them down and explain what fisting is 😭
Sooooo, to be Clear... MASTER'S OF THE UNIVERSE is not a movie you want to take your kids to unless you want to explain to them what FISTING is, why Skeletore is obsessed with He Man's SCHLONG and why Teela called the cat a PU$$Y. I am not kidding. Previews made it seem kid friendly. For adults who went to see it, the movie struggles to find its tone between humor and seriousness, and believe it or not, it has several scenes that are slow and lag a bit. The action is good, visuals are great, and I enjoyed the soundtrack, but this is a movie I'll likely never watch again. Grade: C
ok not to make everything about boblena but this song is so boblena-coded like even down to the title!!
i knew it, i knew you / you can trust me, i know you
https://t.co/DPiUmWJ4NF
Honestly… I don’t know which movie some of these critics watched or what they expected from @mastersmovie but #TravisKnight & team nailed it!
Ignore anything negative you’ve read & the early box office nonsense.
If you like fun in your life, you will like this, it’s that simple!
i remembered i loved you
came back when it mattered
i saw you, standing there
in the light of the window
wearing that same smile
man, it's been a while
but i knew it, i knew you