So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.
MAGA is melting down after buyers got an email confirming they will never get their Trump Phones, or even get their deposits back.
An estimated 590,000 people reportedly paid a $100 deposit each, roughly $59 million collected, and not a single confirmed customer has received a phone.
And remember, this thing was supposed to be “Made in America.” But if it ever gets made at all, it’ll reportedly be made in China.
Trump knows his base is full of suckers, and they keep proving him right.
Within less than 24 hours, the trump statue (in the most republican heavy area of Florida) was covered in trash, shitty diapers, toilet paper and piss. Gerrymandering, Elons money, killing mail in ballots and armed guards at voting booths isn’t going to make a fuck of difference.
🚨 BREAKING: Epstein survivors just broke down in tears at the hearing.
My name, phone number, address, workplace... everything released. I woke up to it mentioned 500+ times.
The Trump regime dropped their info while shielding the clients.
MAKE THIS GO VIRAL!
Demand JUSTICE!
Pete Hegseth out here doing Olympic-level gymnastics to bring back Confederate general names on U.S. military bases.
"This is about restoring history and Army morale!" bro says, while twisting himself into knots to pretend it's not about Robert E. Lee & Co. who literally took up arms against America for slavery.
Hegseth defending renaming military bases after Confederate traitors: “We’re not erasing history!” Yeah, you’re just doing backflips to rebrand Robert E. Lee as “some other guy with the same name.”
Fort Liberty to Fort Bragg 2.0: Now with extra copium for morale.
Treason cosplay in the Pentagon.
Embarrassing.
I’m sure that $50,000 ICE bonus check will be arriving in two weeks along with that $5,000 DOGE check, $2,000 tariff check and that $1776 dividend check for Veterans! Perhaps you didn’t get the memo that Trump lies and stuffs everyone! 🤣😂🤣
Under the fascist authoritarian rule of a corrupt pedophile president, the entire democratic free world sees the American people for who they are — and the longer we allow this shitshow to continue, it's getting increasingly more difficult to argue with them. 😳👇