George Francis

Hawaiian shirt and darts enthusiast. Misanthrope.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Saddened to see the “anyone but England” attitude of some of my fellow Scots tonight. And as someone with a genuine affinity with Serbia, having seriously considered holidaying there in ‘93, I find it a little patronising to myself and my Serbian amigos on our big day 🇷🇸

[George Francis @Blueskiescoming]

@UoSDarts Say hello to Rimjob from all of us...

[Met Office @metoffice]

@MetroUK Needless to say, this isn't a term we'd use to describe the weather.

[George Francis @Blueskiescoming]

@EdMc_Cosh Certainly has! Made a very enjoyable trip to the Ham Cup in December. Hope you're good as well!

[George Francis @Blueskiescoming]

We have reached the apex of British culture

[George Francis @Blueskiescoming]

@EdMc_Cosh And in contrast I lost quite a significant amount of hair!

[George Francis @Blueskiescoming]

Save Language, Translation & Interpreting degrees at the University of Aberdeen - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/uQiGi0jO2n via @Change

[Éireann Your Views @Intern_Fiachra]

For all future reports, news sites must publish the nationality of attackers so we know which violent crimes to riot over, otherwise we’ll end up rioting over attacks carried out by our own people and that would be embarrassing and very time consuming - we’d be rioting 24/7.

[People of Leeds @PeopleofLeeds]

1/ Hello, apologies for the Christmas-themed photo, but I recently met Lisa who works at Marshall’s Mill in Holbeck, and we got chatting about collections she’s been organising for the last nine years on behalf of Leeds Women’s Aid for the local children’s and women’s refuge.

[Ciarán - Crazy House Prices @crazyhouseprice]

Genuinely thought this was a joke at first, but I think it's actually real. €1,450/month to sleep on a shelf in an alcove, beside the door.

https://t.co/NvJlLMBN97

[George Francis @Blueskiescoming]

@BillBadbody Or if you're @PrePay_tweets, just lie about it and give you fuck all.

[Éireann Your Views @Intern_Fiachra]

On behalf of Badbody Electric and all the other energy companies operating on this beautifully lucrative isle of ours, I would like to thank the Irish taxpayer and this coalition government for all these generous tips lately and continuing to let us charge you plebs whatever we want ❤️

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

The RTÉ Oireachtas Committee meetings but it’s performed by an Indie Band

[Smooth Dunk @SmoothDunk]

never underestimate the woke police department, michael

[George Francis @Blueskiescoming]

@stevorgan @anonymous_darts Hahaha I was once 'the fucker on the left.' Luckily my feet in still in tip top shape.

[George Francis @Blueskiescoming]

@EdMc_Cosh Christ Ed, save it for Q School!

[George Francis @Blueskiescoming]

@EdMc_Cosh I don't know but I'm doing both tonight to celebrate.