Blue Stage

[Pavitra Shetty @pavie_shetty]

Mom : You want ananas ?
Me : No
Mom : Pineapple ?
Me : Oh Yes

#BlondeMoment

[Jeeya Sethi @JeeyaDhadkDhadk]

At 35 I get what LOVE is meant to feel like, after sitting on the floor for a while when I stand, I go weak in my knees.

[trupti @actortrupti]

5th February 2017 it is @TheAadarGuy @toocuckoomum its going to be a crazy musical evening https://t.co/PSmX2IO1ol

[Pavitra Shetty @pavie_shetty]

When you take an off from work to rest and your mom makes you fold clothes. :(

[Virrender Sehwag @virendersehwag]

If your presence doesn't make an impact, then your absence won't make a difference.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Pope Francis used to be a bouncer.

[Jeeya Sethi @JeeyaDhadkDhadk]

A break up only hurts the person who is in love.

[radhika vaz @radvaz]

I don't care if I fail again but my New Years resolution is to be less cynical and more positive. Both already boring me to death.

[Ashwin Mushran @ashwinmushran]

OMG! Samajwadi Party is secretly #RBI

[radhika vaz @radvaz]

Girl power. https://t.co/WdDPuq8pJg

[Comedy Ladder @come4come]

Registrations for FEB will close tonight at 12. dates available 2nd, 9th,16th, 23rd . send your email to [email protected]

[Sourav Ghosh Khan @SouravGhosh87]

I did an open mic on the day of my wedding. Not because I love comedy, there wasn't much that day.

[Blue Stage @BlueStage1]

Only man who has not disappointed me in 2016 is @VancityReynolds !
#myhero #Deadpool

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Guys, the "NOT" & "Thanks Donald!" tweets aren't funny.

They're scary.

Our next President is dumb AND a lunatic.

We're in trouble.

[Blue Stage @BlueStage1]

Amaz'g podcast by @HoeZaay @sureshnmenon & @CyrilDabs #kaanmasti rocks Bt I miss ankit(only girl apart from his mother)Plz gt him back!

[Blue Stage @BlueStage1]

The reason dumb people are running USA #DonaldTrump #USA https://t.co/uEfQsUbzop

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In the US, there are around 5,000 janitors with PhDs.