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[Raph. @raphstwit]

les blagues s’écrivent toutes seules

[Benzo Stray Dogs @benzostraydogs]

Good God, the French are grinding the Japanese into a fine paste and painting the walls with their innards

[Tagano🇨🇲 @Tagvno31]

Fille japonaise : Où est passé ma boîte de serviettes hygiéniques usagées

Son père dans la cuisine :

[Lyny ⁸¹ 🐝ᯓ @lynyygg]

ya se acostó como con cuatro chicas y sigue mamando… qué estómago tan fuerte tuvo Ari para estar con este individuo tan pinche desagradable, infantil y pocos huevos.

LÁRGATE DE MI PAIS, COLOMBIANO PENDEJO 🗣️

[Emmanuel @emmywayne64]

Quicksilver is a perfect example of why speedsters are so difficult to write properly.

If he can move faster than bullets, why would he ever let an enemy finish an attack? He could disarm Ultron’s entire army before anyone even realized he had moved. Imagine giving Quicksilver a pair of Vibranium daggers and letting him fight Thanos. He could target the Infinity Gauntlet before Thanos even has the time to harness its power.

The problem with speedsters isn’t that they’re too powerful. It’s that writers constantly have to find excuses for why they don’t use their powers to end fights in seconds.

[𝕬𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆 @nmiplaneta]

si las pruebas de ADN las hacen obligatorias al nacer, entonces el ADN de todos los hombres también debería estar registrado en una base de datos para resolver casos de violación… no?

[Ana Conda @marieladelmal]

No te están pidiendo cuidar a nadie, pedazo de idiota, te están exigiendo que pongas sobre aviso a la gente que trata contigo de que estás infectado de una enfermedad incurable. Pendejo tarado.

[Apex @Apex_willye]

By the time Marvel finally gives us a Young Avengers movie, half the team will be in their 30s, and the oldest will be pushing 40

[Mía 🇦🇷🏳️‍⚧️ @MiaSofiV]

Creo que es obvio que el cataclismo fue el cierre forzado de los chakras del "mundo". Si los chakras se cierran, la energía se estanca, como se explicó en ATLOA. Eso explica que haya menos maestros y que el Avatar tardase dos siglos en reencarnar

[gabu ⭐️ @gabu_moon]

> o peito mexendo enquanto ele fala
> o mamilo roçando no fecho da roupa
> a bunda sendo tão grande que cria um espaço entre o corpo e o tecido
> os bíceps flexionando

deus abençoe quem colocou o hudson usando esse macacão pra interpretar o logan

[Mr @singlestevee]

Beating a demon with a wooden spoon is some next level sh!t😭

[𝓈 𝒶 𝓇 𝒶 ☾☼ VQ era @wildflower_2]

now hold the fuck on...

[That Writer Deezy @DeezyDevs]

Writing a scene like this scene as comedy... when it's blatant micro aggression, especially in this current sociopolitical climate, especially with how 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 fandom treats Black super heroes, and using it for promo is a choice.

[t1tan⚓️ @Everyonefwt1tan]

The fact that America Chavez's literal power is traveling the multiverse yet she wouldn't even be in Doomsday or have an important role in Secret wars proves that absurd.

[neg. @youallalongphan]

this is why it pisses me off when in fics people write shane as an overbearing boyfriend who leashes ilya to make him behave. shane doesn't love ilya despite him being an asshole, he loves him BECAUSE he is an asshole

[juno 🔭 @juno_comet]

one half of things keep breaking

vision and tommy walk into the hotel, immediately u can see ONE elevator out of order

directly around the corner, ONE vending machine is out of order

out the front, ONE tree is leafless

ONE hook of the painting breaks

one twin is in trouble😭

[D-weeb | Professional Stalker @Weeb_Lite]

Thinking back to this leak. What did bro see?

[Puma Chairo @PumaChairo]

Les juro que Estados Unidos es todo lo que Estados Unidos dice que es Norcorea.

[Camirang ⭐️ lvs Th 🇲🇽 @camlvdkth]

“Última mujer presidenta” pero hubieron más de 60 presidentes hombres que hicieron su cagadero y siguieron votando por ellos

[ah! I'm in the soup! @voretetasxd]

Say her name. I'm pretty damn sure her parents didn't named her Mexican student