Laura Palmer

Just a beautiful dead girl encased in plastic

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@LillianBelle2 Yup, this is the first year I made sure we did drop boxes instead of mail.

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@KatieSanders238 @BadaBingoB That's exactly what I was thinking

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@go_northline @AliceBunnyland2 Did the same but with a sticker chart and a gumball machine filled with M&Ms. Both were potty trained right before they turned 2.

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@jj6893 Her dancing reminds me of a gorilla swinging its arms

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@Loubell888 @aeswins I am most definitely not a bot dumbass

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@Loubell888 @aeswins I didn't ask to be born, and they didn't do a very good job

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@guardenista @AugustinaJJD @prairiehsewife Life is reciprocal, you get what you give. Family bonds require both parties. If my parents never felt any obligation to help me I won't feel any to help them.

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@guardenista @AugustinaJJD @prairiehsewife Her mother just needs to remember that lack of priority and honoring ones schedule when she needs help in her elder years. It goes both ways.

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@TDavisAAS I've seen them in Eastern Washington and Eastern Oregon, so I don't doubt they are in many places people wouldn't expect.

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@GorlWorldGossip She will wear a diaper, I think she does that already anyways.

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@ens1996_ @Luprimha We had a local gym where people caught Molluscum contagiosum on their thighs. It's quite disgusting and takes a long time to heal.

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@GlitterPinkGirl We will taste from each other's bowl, but never is 20 years have we shared a bowl. That's weird.

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@ytunderground23 Why does she need so many genital cleaning products on what is supposed to be a self cleaning body part 🤢

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@dazzee53 @RHTokyo Ahh, it may not work for me then, I have fairly oily skin and eyelids

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@dazzee53 @RHTokyo I'll have to definitely try it, I'm always looking for those holy grail products

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@dazzee53 @RHTokyo I took full advantage of Ulta's 21 day sale that just happened and stocked up for the year for the same reason! Got some amazing prices

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@Robyn_P22 @RHTokyo If I'm going anywhere humid I pair my mascara with MACStack legit lift primer and it doesn't budge without heavy duty makeup remover lol (it ruins how easy tubing mascara is to wash off, but sometimes that's necessary)

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@Robyn_P22 @RHTokyo My three favorites are 1. Thrive liquid lash extensions tubing mascara (this I think is the best one but I can't buy it locally which is inconvenient) 2. Urban Decay Tube Job Mascara 3. Tartlette XL tubing mascara

[Laura Palmer @Bluethundero]

@MissTeeandMoo Based on those tight ass pants it's apparent he's equipped like a ken doll