Bluetooth Todd

If you're a Disciples pastor, I'm probably overseeing your pension. So be nice. I enjoy hands-free calls, big and tall suits, eye contact, and winning smiles.

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Just want to go ahead and quell the rumor that a certain Christian chicken restaurant chain is funding the “eat less beef” proposal.

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@andramoran @DisciplesGA PensionFest!

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Be honest, Kentucky Disciples: How many of you muttered “commonwealth” to yourself when you heard “the STATE of Kentucky?”

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If you're heading to Louisville for General Assembly, I will (probably) also be posting to Threads at bluetoothtodd.

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#Abide2019 Pro Tip: Need a quick nite on the way out of town tomorrow? Try an Iowa classic: a loose meat sandwich! It’s like a dry sloppy joe - which is every bit as delicious as that sounds.

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I hope you like the theme for the Louisville General Assembly: “GA 2021: We Got the Horses in the Back.” #Abide2019

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Please help spread the word: Tonight’s #Abide2019 post-worship concert by the William Barbershop Quartet is sold out. However, tix still available for the funk concert featuring Stone-Campbell Groovement.

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#Abide2019 Pro Tip: Heading out to lunch today after worship? If the restaurant has a “Classic Iowa Salad” on the menu, it’s actually a butter sculpture of a Caesar salad.

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@ZombieACampbell That’s what I love about General Assemblies...@ToddAdams90 keeps getting older, but I stay the same age.

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If you wondered why that giant wine glass at the table looks familiar - we borrowed it from the same bar where Bill Brasky was eulogized. #Abide2019

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#Abide2019 fun fact: Many Iowans go to church on Sundays, but ALL Iowans worship at HyVee on triple coupon Wednesdays. (It’s not idolatry, it’s just classic midwestern thrift.)

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(It’s why Craddock is so often referred to as “Disciples Tupac.”)

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#Abide2019 Pro Tip: Don’t recognize the diverse, fresh voices preaching tomorrow? No worries! Corncruncher Ballroom C will host a special worship with a hologram of Fred Craddock preaching a sermon in 1987.

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Hungry for lunch at #Abide2019? Try an Iowa culinary classic - the pork tenderloin sandwich! Perfect for those who say “I like meat - but why does it have to be so thick and juicy?”

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Welcome to Des Moines! Today I’ll be sharing #Abide2019 tips to help you make the most of your Iowa odyssey from the very beginning.

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And, for the record, I (Russ) thank God that @ToddAdams90 is leading the Pension Fund (and can take a joke!) #DOCWeAreOne

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Bye! Thanks to @peterwmitchell @theREV_COL @AmandaTatlock @Carpensand & @revchristydrech for jokes! #DOCWeAreOne

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I'm glad that the counselor who does the end-of-camp slideshow was available for this event. #DOCWeAreOne #ClosingCircle #TearsAndSwaying

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No orange jumpsuit - @Vacketta must have competed her sentence since we last saw her on work release as a GA 2015 dancer! #DOCWeAreOne

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Team Disciple? I'm still on Team Edward...but let's keep that between us. #DOCWeAreOne