Sheepdog-Rex

The hardest part of a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not a little bit excited

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@PolitiBunny The alternative is that she's not ready for college which would mean you and Mr. Foo didn't do your job as parents, which is not the case, so congrats, younger Foo is progressing towards self-sustainment and you made that!! Great job, Mom and Dad!!

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@FrankZYerbouti *****runs out and fires up the griddle****

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@RepRoKhanna You know we can see you, right? Every solution offered is usually to fix a problem you politicians created. Serving in Congress should be an expenses paid, no-salary, 3 week gig.

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@schotts ....and will serve half of those intended

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@ForestMommy You had me at gouda

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@BrandonDonkey2 As my grandpa would say "that's what you get for keeping your hands in your pockets"

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@BrandonDonkey2 Actually happened to me (on a bicycle). Cousin & I were bored one summer day, so we broke out dad's tools & took apart my bike. Dad got home, saw bike parts all over the driveway, & was pi$$ed. Got it almost all the way put back together, 1st wheelie the handlebars came off, dang

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@Taxpayers1234 The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down...

Amiright, @BrandonDonkey2 ?

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

I'm conflicted. After hearing that the casting for the Odysseus movie took some editorial license I had no plans to go see it (loved Greek mythology in HS). But then my daughter told my wife we need to see the movie so now I'm going to the movie.

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@AbakpaJob With posts like these I think back to what it must've been like in the hunter-gatherer days and understand that people like you would either starve or freeze to death.

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

Congress debating making DST permanent is only being done to distract us from the fact that the SAVE Act still hasn't been voted on

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@exile72 @bonchieredstate If I had a dollar for every player hitting the turf in fantastic agony only to pop up 10 seconds later and run down the pitch I'd have enough to buy an NFL football team.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Our long national nightmare is finally over, and we can all stop pretending to care now.

Actual football starts in less than two months.

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@AlaskanCourtney Go, go, go!! You got this!!

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@BrunusCutis If you really want to piss me off, bring me ketchup for my fries in packets or one of those little cups

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@ThornyBint @xxyllinn I don't even like having to make an appointment for a haircut, and I'm only in the chair 20 minutes.

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@OrevaZSN Huh.

Now do Moana. Or Black Panther.

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@ForestMommy We're so %$#&ed

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@UXHenry @RichlyAwthentic @xxyllinn @amazon No, that would explain the paranoia

[Sheepdog-Rex @BlueTRex1]

@johnmccumber @WriteGrlProbs Yeahhhhh....I might've just gone to the store, bought a carton of chicken broth, poured it into a bowl and microwaved it right in front of her.