John F. Ketamine

Mississippi born, which explains a lot

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@BarrelJumpist Mare of MrBeasttown

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@undreamed hell yeah

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@JC_Esq I watched this in mute horror when it happened.

https://t.co/Vhoj5vBtY2

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There are Brooks Conrads everywhere for those with eyes to see

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

The Mets entered the bottom of the ninth today leading, 10-3. Now it's... ah, never mind.

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@JC_Esq I was talking about Age of Adz when it came out in with a friend and said (what I thought was) his name out loud. Wanted to die with the look I got back.

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Still makes me laugh.

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Seems like a good as any to confess that for an embarassingly long time I thought his name was "Surfjan Stevens"

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@JC_Esq Yep. If you can get past the very weird character redesigns it's a lot of fun.

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I'm coming to all of your 4th of July parties : )

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@JC_Esq I'm mostly agnostic about it. Both would be hard.

I think you'd ultimately rather play the team with less knockout experience though.

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@cuntsatchels ❤️

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@oldbutterscotch Saw Pat Benatar at mine.

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@undreamed Nice, I’m halfway there

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@CincyMobster @JakeLiscow It looks like Emmanuel Forbes, Joey Porter Jr and DJ

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@cuntsatchels that's awesome

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@cuntsatchels Always felt like if you do this you should have to share your own writing

[evan @ev_hendo]

Being ugly and single and in your 30s and a man is something many of us must come to terms with

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@JC_Esq With gas prices something hybrid or electric for sure. The Hyundai Kona was looking nice but I’ll have to do more research

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My car is slowly disintegrating after I’ve already spent 2500 on it. I’d like to jump in lava right about now