BLU Soldier

BLU and Proud! Always ready to put those hippie REDS into the ground!

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

Cracking knuckles
“Which one of you pansies are ready to fight a real soldier?”

•Direct Hit
•Battalions Backup
•Market Gardener

Proud BLU, Ready to throw down even if those sirens arent going off!

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

@oyasumi_makarin *Clears throat*

*UNHOLY SCREECH*

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

HAHA BUCKET HELMET

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

do you want me to market garden this one?
will I get my bucket?

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

I’ll let you borrow a grenade...

I want it back when you’re done

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

pauling is going to explode now goodbye pauling

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

*She simply looks back from under her helmet, smiling*

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

*Finally lets go of the screamer...

And rocket jumps out of the water*

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

Ally OOP-!
*Jumping into the moat while carrying them.*

HAHA! Its good to be back!

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

*She laughs and puts him back on his feet.
its good being the tallest*

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

*And a middle finger right back!*

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

*EXCEEDINGLY LOUD NOISES! SHE’S RUNNING TO THE 2 FORT MOAT!*

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

*Squints in bucket hat*

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

...

*LIFTS THEM UP OVER HER HEAD AND LAUGHS*

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

*She squeezes her arms around him and LIFTS!*

Just because you are TRAVEL SIZED doesnt mean you’re less of a menace!
Get some rockets and lets blast those maggots to shame!

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

HAHA!
I’M THE TALLEST!

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

*Flexes Happily in 6’0*

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

*Takes two steps away...

And rocket jumps away to get those gardens-!*

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

YEAH YOU!
LETS DO IT, TWIG!

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

SCORE ONE FOR THE SHOVEL!

[BLU Soldier @BluExplosion]

I AGREE WITH THE SMALL ONE, LETS DO IT