Hope Bluhm

Sarcasm, I sprinkle a little bit of that shit on everything.
RT(R)(CT)(MR)

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

have you ever seen a croc gallop

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I've been taking my antidepressants with a CapriSun. I think of it as adding nitro to a beater.

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I really wanna go bowling for no reason

[Valerie Caldwell 🤟🌺 @ValerieAnn1213]

I'm ready for tornado season...

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Don't mind me being the messy one in the work group chat. They aren't going to miss my child ass.

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Jumpman by Drake came on as I was pulling up to work and took me back to a Frat house in Carbondale, and if that's the energy/vibes I need for my nightshift in the ER.

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What is it about art/craft stores that make me feel like I'm about to shit my pants everytime I'm in one. Like do they spray lactose in the air?!??

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FYI: Do not put soda in a cocktail shaker. NO MATTER HOW LITTLE, don't do it.

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I hate when my sister falls asleep before I get off of work. Who else am I supposed to call on my way home if @ValerieAnn1213 is busy. #Rude

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Gummy birth control. Why aren’t we working harder on this?

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#2bearslive. Oreo by shotgun willy

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#2bearslive
My beat friends love you and just got engaged!!!

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I lie every time I talk to a doctor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @bertkreischer #2bearslive

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It’s 2021 gators are now LEGAL

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Do yall ever get distracted while watching porn, like by the acting or story??
#2bearsonecave #2bearslive

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Cheers! #2bearslive

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#2bears1cave
Tom, Whats your glove for?

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I think I had a stroke. I just aggressively called my cat a Bick. I guess I couldn't decide between bitch or dick.

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@SydneyHultquist Why tho?