Andrew Blum

Most of this is false. I am making this up. I always tell the truth. I'll let you know when I land. International Diplomat.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

@therealjdash What did you mean when you said ‘hotter than a baby in a microwave’ all those years ago? Keeps me up at night.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

https://t.co/Od3lnjtgWG

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

KEEP YOUR FOOT ON THE GAS TIMBERWOLVES!!!!!!!!!

[Andrew Johnson @SotaJohns]

This means everything to me

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

HE'S HEREEEEEEE 🎟️

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

@jbellionnation FREE | FREE | FREE | FREE

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

@jbellionnation I have (2) tickets to transfer to folks who can make the Friday night concert. Wish I could make it but want the seats filled for JB.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> I been looking for you in the daylight with a flashlight.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> I'm doing drive-bys in a @Tesla that's an electric slide.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> What if airpods had tongues & they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> I don’t really know what “the cloud” is & at this point I’m too scared to ask.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s like boom…there’s a snail.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> It costs zero dollars to steal things.

[Steve McGuiggan @SteveMcGuiggan]

“You cant stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.”

Delayed gratification >

But if we don’t enjoy the day to day journey….. the finish line never arrives.

🌊 🏄‍♂️

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> We’re all taking our shirts off to eat soup right?

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> Why do we only have lifeguards around water? I could use someone keeping an eye on me around escalators.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

[Andrew Blum @Blum2o]

>>> I hate it when people accuse me of lollygagging when I’m quite clearly dilly-dallying.