i’ve never had a video embed every last sentence of its runtime into my psyche so thorouhgly it started self-sustaining its own population of brainworms before, but this is really it. there’s nothing we can do.
No exaggeration: Yakuza 5 is the kind of masterpiece that’s going to be impossible to ignore in any future discussion about games. For gamers, it’s basically mandatory education and core curriculum.