Brian Martins

I write and perform for The Portuguese Kids comedy troupe. I read comics, ride bikes, and sometimes I sleep on time. IG - bmartins79

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@mikesmoniz It was close enough 😞

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Me: Can I get a medium iced coffee with 2 cream and 2 Splenda?
Dunkin’:

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Overheard some lady at 7-Eleven say “I’m a coffee whore” and I immediately identified with her. #DarkRoastConfessions

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Who had the more memorable count in to a song? @SnoopDogg - “Nuthin But A G Thang” or @JKwon_HoodHop - “Tipsy”??

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. @DJTYBOOGIE1 "4th of July Mixer" is murdering my Monday night blues. #SXMFLY

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My good mood starts with a #Coffee

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I love my baby mother, I never let her go. #happymothersday

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My daughter complimented me on the pony tail I gave her.

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Waiting for my wife to get home so I can hug her & tell her how much I love her and what she means to me & my bad on not doing the dishes

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That good weather got me feeling lucky...

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Total cry fest every time. #ThisIsUs

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@Linda_Jose76 She needed the juízo lol

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It's all about will power #diet #HealthyEating

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Me - I had a tough day today. How was your day babe?
Wife -

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Am I doing this right? #makeuptips #MakeupTutorial #makeupjunkie

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Your mom dances like this #MomDance

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The many things you can do during the #GameofThrones intro

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Hitting the weekend with my wingman

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It would be great if @Starbucks in @flyLAXairport had TSA-Pre. The line is so long. #CappuccinoFix

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Yes I'm lactose intolerant. Yes I ate that cheese. Yes that smell is coming from me.