Bongie Mathema

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

a cheating man is bad enough. but you know what's even worse? a man who acts like he’s good, but in reality is a pathological liar, a calculated manipulator, and an expert at playing the victim role.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I heard someone say “When you spoil a man and do amazing things for him, he doesn’t think you are amazing. He thinks HE is.” I can’t unhear it.

[October 🍂 @OctByOctober]

ain’t innocent… I’m just well behaved

[𝓩𝓾k𝓸 @dfwzuko9]

it’s weird how you can actually feel it in your chest and stomach when something hurts your feelings

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

instead of saying thank you, someone said: "May God ease things for you as you have eased things for me." and it hasn’t left me since then.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

"they're still ur family" doesn't work on me. being related to me will never be a free pass to disrespect, manipulate, or mistreat me

[duke @millersgft]

The love you get on your birthday is one of the fakest shit ever

[ً @cfwmx]

mooood

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

wine drunk doesn’t even announce itself. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as fvck 😭

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

When it comes to Messi vs. Ronaldo conversations, you don’t need to make logical arguments. Just stick to banter or tweet your opinion and move on, because the moment you try to have a logical conversation using facts, figures, and context, most Messi fans will eventually resort to insulting you.

You might prefer Messi because he has more league titles than Ronaldo. I prefer Ronaldo because he has won league titles in England, Spain, Italy, and Saudi Arabia.

You might prefer Messi because he has won the most Golden Boots in history. I prefer Ronaldo because he is the highest goalscorer in football history. He has also scored at least 100 goals for every club he has played for.

You might prefer Messi because he won the World Cup. I prefer Ronaldo because he won five Champions League titles with two different clubs. You need seven games to win a World Cup; you need 13 to win the Champions League. He also won it three times in a row.

You prefer the player with eight Ballon d’Or awards an award voted for by around 100 journalists worldwide. I prefer the player who won five Ballon d’Ors despite not being the media favourite.

You see? It’s all about context. It’s based on preference. You prefer a playmaker; I prefer a goalscorer who decides games.

A lot of Messi fans will insult you simply because Ronaldo is your GOAT. To save yourself the endless back and forth, either stick to bantering with them or tweet your opinion and move on. They’re not ready to see the debate from the angle some of us see it, and that’s fine.

Viva Ronaldo. 🐐

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

FUCK FIFA
FUCK INFANTINO
FUCK THE REFEREES
FUCK THE WORLD CUP
FUCK MESSI
FUCK ARGENTINA
FUCK YAMAL
FUCK PEDRI
FUCK SPAIN
FUCK THE FAKE RONALDO FANS

AND IF YOU’RE DOWN WITH WITH THEM, FUCK YOU TOO. BARCELONA FUCK YOU TOO

[Mal @UtdMaI]

WE’VE GOT TO ADMIT IT WITHOUT FEAR

As a lifelong Cristiano Ronaldo fan, if Messi wins a second World Cup, whether i think it was deserved or not… it becomes impossible to deny him.

He has to be recognised as the second greatest footballer of all time.

Still comfortably behind Cristiano GOATnaldo. 🐐

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 4 feelings:

1. ​showering when no one's home.

2. ​playing music and singing when no one's home.

3. ​coming home to an empty house.

4. ​cleaning when no one's home.

[ala ☿ @calajms]

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[Shuffle FC @ShuffleFC]

The greatest there is. The greatest there was. The greatest there ever will be.