Ben Bernard

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

No one needs a spa day more than Theon Greyjoy. Amirite? #GoT

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

https://t.co/5ncofrE2Cf

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

@ilazer come to @lavenderlake RN plz!!!!! bday girl lives for you #biggestfan #gowanusorbust

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

i ate this into the shape of france

[Carol’s Tweets! @cscottrun13]

5 people @EverTrue were signed up for opening day at @soulcycle PORT and I've never seen such dismay spread across an office

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

@StormHutch SMH so hard today

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

@thejeffbyrnes *Knees weak, palms are sweaty, there's vomit on my sweater already--mom's spaghetti* Comcast: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

Haven't tweeted in 3 years but taking to this platform now to declare that I am my worst self when on the phone with @comcast . #prayforBen

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

.@LisaVanderpump Hey, girl! What's in a #giggatini? Can we get the #recipe?

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

A Complete Idiot's Guide To Your 1099 http://t.co/3FTqhg0y

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

@StormHutch let's be instagram biddies!

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

Kick testicular cancer in the junk. #Movember

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

@drewflow45 Namaste, down dawg.

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

Should my bicep bottom for a masc top butterfly vial of sweet influenza goo? #vaccinationsituation #thoughtsonflushots

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

Getting tips on smEYESing from my fraternal twins Karlie Kloss and Doutzen Kroes.

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

@ceecee716 twitpic plz

[Ben Bernard @BMB829]

I don't really get this. I just can't help being fascinated by techno-culture.