David Ebbs

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1 fried chieck + 1 can of black beans + 6 pack of beer = culinary peak of my life

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@RichGarton i hope that u successfully fished that dookie out of the pool! Totally unnecessary to jump in and grab it with ur teeth

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@DASabonis HAPPY RAMADAN!!!!!

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no snacks for me tonight :(

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have a new twitter friend today, YAYYY!!!! @RichGarton

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An open field in dt mami, Patron, corona, 15 mexican food trucks, DJ Nacho, happy cinco de drinko!

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GTL in miami

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@starkyluv @DASabonis I smell a creep, and that creep smells GOOOOOD!!!! (with a slight hint of beans)

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Sunny and a chance of raining robotic dinosaurs, terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Just got Dim Mak'd hard!!! Fatal blow to the dome!!! Damn u @steveaoki !!!

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fuck a royal wedding!

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@LBizzebs : GIVE ME THE CHICKEN! GIVE ME THE KOOL AID! GIVE ME THE GUMBLE!

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National Geographic, please get off ur dicks and send me my damn subscription! WTF could take so long, stop hoarding that tribal titty porn!

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@LBizzebs shit LB, u know me and Gumble are friends, we stay in touch, stay fresh, whachu sayin bout a little Barney Rubble?

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Correction she only likes one song, but on another note, she did admit that her leggings smell like tacos! Half win / win

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best day of my life, GF admitted she likes steve aoki's music

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@DASabonis damn G u bring the sugar I got dat kool aid, I'm in the D tho jus sippin with shorty DT, u come down we be tippin

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@DASabonis shit son u know, lil bittta drankin, summa dat chillin, popur out some liquor for lost homies... And of coursre SCRIMPIN!!!

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Hipsters = gentrification pioneers