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how times have changed

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Hit it fergie

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The network classic: Small Sheldon

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Steven: ah bails, this movie has akinfenwa & John cena in it (“jackpot” is the movie for reference)

Me: akinfenwa and John cena?

Steven: yes akinfenwa

(I look at the screen)

Long pause

Me: do you mean Awkwafina?

Steven: oh shit

For reference,

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Dearron fox is one of the best guards in the league

I’ve been saying this since he showed up on @Jesser ‘s old vid

Bing is league bound next

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This just in:

Anyone under 5”6 is a labubu

More at 11

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All cops are bad & all dealers are from Bradford

(In my experience)

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Blasting mr Saxobeat at 8am on the 309 cobalt & coast service

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At some point, someone will be saying that their grandparents met on hinge

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#NewProfilePic

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Just got told to be mean by this lass im talking too because she said she wants to feel like she has to earn the affection… is this cooked or is this just open communication?? I don’t get it man

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I can’t wait to get my hair cut I look like a homeless DnP bartender

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You do not have a better loc screen than me

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Questions I would ask Jojo:

-what’s so bizarre about this adventure?
-do it squirt?

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FUCKING HOUSTON?!?! The pizza rolls are burnt

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BREAKING: every fucking team wants Durant

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@twstted I’ll take anything above what Chance got for the big day album

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If I was a musician I’d just be making music to make Anthony fantano happy

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still thinking about how cool this helmet is

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My digital footprint will be immortalised when the nuclear fallout

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Me going into the gym: 😄

One person in particular: 🚪🏃💨

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@Ratserot Don’t forget about ur petit lil ass

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BREAKING: every fucking team wants Durant