Bailey StJohn

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

@presleigh1996 I live a lil far away but come on 💁🏼‍♀️

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

@kellirweiland Uh no I’ll mail you my vhs one so he can watch it properly and like he should have 20 years ago

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

How are you passing time this quarantine? I just watched an 8 minute long video of @chrissyteigen daughter’s stuffed animals get married.

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

@kellirweiland What about Roxanne 😂

[Kālī Auset @tesuailak]

Do men grab other men's waists when they are trying to get by or...?

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

Our senior citizens need to learn some gym etiquette #Boomer

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

Passed a flashing sign that said “caution mud on road ahead”. Where do I live??

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Republicans are going to fight harder than ever to win back the House because of what the Do Nothing Democrats have done to our Country!

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

.@realDonaldTrump is showing that real strength and statesmanship can coexist with restraint. America is unquestionably the mightiest military power in the world and can win any military conflict. President Trump is wise to evaluate what is and is not in our national interest.

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

@presleigh1996 Let me know if this prayer works 😂

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

Called my uncle (who’s in the evacuation zone) to ask where they were going. He said no where they got a generator 🤦🏽‍♀️ #Floridians #hurricandorian

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

Just saw a mom with 3 toddlers carrying slushees and she was carrying a 12 pack. I’ve seen my future 35 year old self.

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

@kellirweiland CaN I GeT a LiNk 😍

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

@kellirweiland Why do I picture Kenny yelling “to window to the wall”

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

Convo I heard in TjMaxx
Daughter:I like this one
Dad:You can’t wear a bikini
Daughter:When can I wear a bikini?
Dad:When you’re 50 and can’t look good in a bikini
#parentingtips

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

Got home late. No one was on the road, EXCEPT A MAN WALKING WITH A MACHETE. I either need to take another way home or need to call the cops

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

Being an adult means not having your bed pushed up against a corner. That is literally the only criteria

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

@kellirweiland I hate all Walmart’s

[Bailey StJohn @BMS_8]

Life hack: have your kitchen table set up below a ceiling fan so that your food cools off faster