Boomer Mueller

Fake waves, black rifles & coffee. AZ🌵/TX⭐️

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a goddamn KING

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@macmiller you’ve gotten me through both the best and worst moments of my life. Too soon. Rest in piece, brother.

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Striving to have the same level of dgaf as my dog. He just ate a piece of food that fell out of my mouth. I’ve got a ways to go.

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@StephenStuder eeeEH-buy a bicycle

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Life is so so crazy

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There is nothing better after coming home from a long trip, than getting in your car and driving anywhere you want to go in your city.

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How bitch was it when people used to change their voicemail to sound as if they were answering your call...and then pretending to have a conversation before the beep....eEH @chrisdelia

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Utah. Get more difficult street names! What’s with all this north 8,000,000 East 440000 south west nonsense

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I love watching parents pretending to be interested in what their 3 year old has to say I could watch it for hours 😂

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I’m not trying to brag, but I might be the best parallel parker on this goddamn earth

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@chrisdelia first time ever seeing ���mouthfeel” and I was upset that it wasn’t ‘tightly woven’ maybe next time @FIJIWater #Congratulationspod

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Yo @chrisdelia “We Develop Psychopaths” was absolutely iconic. Best ep so far. Thanks for putting so much effort into your craft man. True babies respect it #congratulationspod

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Whole house is spotless and read an entire book today? I’m 80 as shit

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Really beginning to understand how consistency can change everything for you

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@kristenkash_ @FearFactor Send me da link to watch!

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Do you ever have like ten chapsticks and lose them all at the same time?

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1.47mbps c’mon @CenturyLink you guys are better than this. We cut off television for faster internet but now I have to learn how to capture and train pigeons to deliver messages and the “how to” vid for that won’t even load

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Important to work with cool people

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@coltenb23 Oh I know haha but damn AZ at least let me wear some long sleeve shirts for more than a month 😂

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@StephenStuder Ooh instead of that textured gate that was all the rave for the last couple years. Should be interesting