Alice Bnd

[Gabi Dunn @gabidunn99]

My boyfriend and I broke up a few days after prom, so I decided to "edit" the photos a little @VancityReynolds

[Clément TrashTalk @ClementH9]

Est-ce qu’il est champion du monde pour autant ? Bah non.

[AssetMetrix GmbH @AssetMetrix]

We are looking for a Portfolio Administrator (m/f) at the earliest possible date to support our Administrative Services team at our office located at Theresienwiese, Munich. https://t.co/LsdeAbWEyw

[AssetMetrix GmbH @AssetMetrix]

We are currently looking for an Accounting Specialist Fund Administration (m/f) to support our team based at Theresienhöhe in Munich. https://t.co/dYwdRhLsdo

[Quotidien @Qofficiel]

De l'importance d'accorder le titre d'un article et sa photo... 😅

La revue de presse de la semaine de @VincentDedienne :
➡ https://t.co/PcaOdCLzKv
#Quotidien

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It’s only been a few hours and Stephen Hawking already mathematically proved, to My face, that I don’t exist.

[L D @LoicPrigent]

"Un jour Anna Wintour m'a dit I love your skirt, je l'ai écrit sur mon CV."

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Bruce Rosenberg @nesorb]

ISIS just took responsibility for Mariah Carey's performance. #MariahCarey #nye2016

[L D @LoicPrigent]

"On a reçu un bouquet de roses sublimes. Tout le monde les a photographiées personne ne les a senties."

[AssetMetrix GmbH @AssetMetrix]

AssetMetrix’s growth helped by trend towards outsourcing and search for the right service provider. https://t.co/EPpHJSbzuC

[L D @LoicPrigent]

"Vous êtes amies?
- On l'était mais je me suis désabonnée."

[L D @LoicPrigent]

"Attention l'objectif de votre appareil photo est sale.
- Oui c'est un parti pris."

[L D @LoicPrigent]

"T'as fait quoi cet été?
- Vieilli."

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Back to school or not allowed in school ?

[AssetMetrix GmbH @AssetMetrix]

Meet our Head of Business Development, Tanaka Pari, at the UK Private Equity Conference in London on 9th September. https://t.co/GxeSXuuyqn

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

You had one job