Zeke Calamari

1998 Kanto League Champion

[Zeke Calamari @Bo_Jender]

@Jackkk Itll be a fine day when we stop seeing Shaq

[Zeke Calamari @Bo_Jender]

@barstoolsports Who would want to read this shit? Time is precious

[Zeke Calamari @Bo_Jender]

@harrow_council Arrest and deport. Harshly

[ringingbells @u_ringingbells]

@Matthardy_BR These two men need to be handled immediately to set an example. If nothing is done, that sets a dangerous precedent.

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

Good to see you @ByronDonalds.

We had more supporters outside than you did in your event.

We will win on Aug 18.

[Zeke Calamari @Bo_Jender]

@stoolpresidente Nice try big nose. Youre just upset NY is about to be on top. Next

[Zeke Calamari @Bo_Jender]

@melvv45524 @ratxgurl Silly me. I forgot that one

[Matt Forney @mattforney]

Look at the way he smiled and started laughing right before he got punched in the face.

He's been abusing white people ever since he got to Ireland and thought he could get away with it forever. Entitlement. Narcissism. Sociopathy.

They all must go back.

[Zeke Calamari @Bo_Jender]

@Anarcho1776 Way to go boys. Fuck @RabbiShmuley

[Zeke Calamari @Bo_Jender]

@Gavin_McInnes Go move to Israel you shabbos goy

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

One win away

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

How it feels watching USA beat literally any country in a sporting event

[jack @actionjack69]

guy at the bottom is so fucking real lmfao didn't let himself get excited until the very end

[Zeke Calamari @Bo_Jender]

@TheoVon Go to a courthouse and get one of them lawyer girls that got hired by a private firm clearly becasue they are gorgeous, not their persuasion skills. Fish in a barrel.

Go during intern season for increased reps. Also social workers galore. Can dip into defendants if desperate.

[Zeke Calamari @Bo_Jender]

@VladTheInflator Go harder

[Zeke Calamari @Bo_Jender]

@hureyaksa Good job boys!

[Samuel Holden @SamuelHolden_]

Prayers up for the Belfast boys.

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Knicks legends backroom so packed it’s like something out of Goodfellas