Jake Fisher

Chocolate Teapot Personified. Certified Mind-Blower. AFC.

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@SkySportsPL Shouldn’t have backed out of the tackle. If you don’t comment and dangle your leg, you’re going to get hurt…

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@domisatwit Certainly fills for some material either way! We all know you need that!

Keep the receipt 👍🏻

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@henrywinter @Sjopinion10 The blokes a below-par educated millionaire bellend with an oversized ‘Rashy’ gold chain around his neck. His PR department is his best investment to date

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@ChrisMoyles @domisatwit Did they not do it one size bigger? Maybe an 18?

[Paul Savage @comedysavage]

Petition to make this picture of Sean Lock the replacement for the Leonardo Di Caprio in Django Unchained picture for when you have absolutely got someone.

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@vinod_d007 @piersmorgan Great fun being you

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@WilliamHill #YourOdds price for David Ulm or Stephan Salger from Bielefeld to MK dons this summer transfer window?

[Audi UK @AudiUK]

From land to sea. Watch the all-new Audi RS 3 Sportback take on a speedboat. http://t.co/m3em8JJZtD #Audi #RS3 #VdT
https://t.co/rMKVeaBWW7

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Chelsea:110 years old, 25 titles

Xavi: 35 years old, 28 titles

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@jasonsimons12 @Aaen92 @conspiracystory hahaha I'd sleep there in a hammock 😎

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@MattEdmondson @ihavetwitan #EdmondsonThugLife

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@MitchHayles @FootyAccums I

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@ashtoon92 yeah but you can at least look like you are bothered. Looks like a nervous 15 year old 🙈

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

Walcott does not want to be on that pitch today at all!

[Lukas-Podolski.com @Podolski10]

#lies #facts #stormgate #poldi

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@ThierryHenry Legend.

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

Best get the kittle on! 😅❄️❄️

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

I am voting in @TheFBAs for @Fresh_Arsenal as the Best #Club Football Blog

[Nick Mulvey @nickmulveymusic]

Just popped a shameless tenner on myself winning tonight #mercuryprize2014 #10/1odds

[Jake Fisher @BoarderFish]

@dmorgan710 wahhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooo!