Michael Vatalaro

Longtime writer for the largest-circulation boating magazine in the U.S. #boating #fishing #sailing

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

@TheWinegasm Boats. I'm a much better person after I've spent a few hours on the water. Not the only reason I go, but a big plus.

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

@biologistimo Wait till one discovers how much louder they can be by hammering the metal lid to your grill

[Stephanie Vatalaro @SWVatalaro]

The 2023 Vatalaro Sock Burning is in the books! #Equinox #Cmonspring 🧦+🔥=🩴

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

@kylekinane Um, chili cheese fries people

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

@rebecca_ryder21 Don't tase me bro?

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

Did the dog at his desk see his shadow? Is that 8 more weeks of Twitter? Please, someone help make it make sense

#musk

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

@jillcsims Would be interested in seeing the math on how much juice a standard marina 30-amp service could reasonably provide overnight.

[BoatUS @BoatUS]

This tip has not been tested nor proven 😂. Happy Valentine's Day Boaters (and best of luck)!

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

Hands down, the best ginger ale. Please bring it back @CocaCola !

[Garden & Gun @gardenandgun]

Fans of Northern Neck Ginger Ale, a Virginia-made soda with history, beg Coke to bring back the formula (or sell it to someone who will): https://t.co/J5xO9qRhtO

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

@geneweingarten It's a musket metaphor, meaning to fire without a bullet (ball), right? Kinda the opposite of how it's typically used.

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

@amesbklyn Our daycare"s version was "you get what you get and you don't pitch a fit." Either way, solid life advice.

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

Anyone else find joy in listening to #Alexa mispronounce song titles? My favs so far:
Lodi Dodi (bonus, ask for Slick Rick version too)
Let's Go Dancing
De Do Do ( Toots & the Maytals version, they seem to have corrected the Police one)
Add yours!
@dannotdaniel @shawnlandin

[Stephanie Vatalaro @SWVatalaro]

1 year ago this week, my family started a new boating adventure with a test drive on a cold, rainy November day. #hardcoreboaters #throwback @Boat_writer

[Stephanie Vatalaro @SWVatalaro]

What an incredible fishery! So many catches today. #redfish @LDWF

[Stephanie Vatalaro @SWVatalaro]

Another incredible day on the water in Venice, Louisiana! Great catches, beautiful wildlife & gorgeous skies. 🐟🐊🌅 @Boat_writer @LDWF

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

If you're like me, and you try to stretch boating season late into the year, here are some important safety tips

[BoatUS Foundation @BoatUSFdn]

Fall boating is upon us which means cooler water temps. Always be prepared!

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

@geneweingarten Oh great, the hipsters have found a way to be ironic with email

[Stephanie Vatalaro @SWVatalaro]

IBEX is cancelled https://t.co/DRM9Q1eV5a

[axiswake @axiswake]

RT if you'd rather be at the lake with your Axis.

[Michael Vatalaro @Boat_writer]

@SVatalaro_RBFF @ofcpursuitboats See folks, this is why I love her. She kindly left out that moments after taking this photo, she jumped aboard and helped me with the 75 mile delivery run, including a 4-mile stretch where we were getting absolutely drenched by windblown spray. 9 yrs gets you some forgiveness 😝