B. Kelly

18+ jokes are Okay with me. The weirder, stranger and naughtier the best. You can say naughty words if you want!

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

I love the Kansas City Chiefs, please don't screw up KC with inflated head, make sure your helmet fits conforming to the NFL rules and regulations. Good luck to you. This is like poker you're either all in or broke (which will it be)? ? ? ? ?

[Deland McCullough @coachdmc]

Let’s get to work, happy to have you ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

You would have to get your hands hurt. Next time have pepper spray on hand. While he is squirming around on the sidewalk get the garden hose but don't let have the hose until he apologizes to you and all Kansas City Fans (Worldwide) ! ! ! ! !

[Brittany Mahomes @BrittanyMahomes]

The amazon delivery guy just said go raiders on my front door step, should I have punched him or what?😂😂

[CK @cmk_623]

@Chiefs @LeVeonBell He’s been a cancer or worthless on his last two teams. We were fine without him.

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

I agree 100 % with you Mr. Koerner, my sentiments exactly. One cancer can breed more cancers all around them.

[CK @cmk_623]

@Chiefs @LeVeonBell He’s been a cancer or worthless on his last two teams. We were fine without him.

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

Bob is alive beside you!

[Franc Beans @FrancBeans]

Johnny five is alive, bitches!
#RobocallsIn5Words

[Franc Beans @FrancBeans]

Johnny five is alive, bitches!
#RobocallsIn5Words

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

@jamie3529gq Who is Lisa? ??

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

I unlocked the Touchdown medal and have earned 19 of 58 medals total. Check out my profile to see them all! https://t.co/ZisS05lqwy

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

Wild run around the house naked crazy (acting like bunny rabbits)

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

There is no pain worse than back and neck pain. I broke both in two places each. Plus other injuries!!!

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

@LtGovTimGriffin Thank you for your kind words of support for the family of Senator Linda Collins-Smith! May she Rest-In-Peace...

[Attorney General Tim Griffin @AGTimGriffin]

I am in shock over the news of Sen. Linda Collins-Smith’s death. I am heartbroken for her family & friends as they grieve, & my thoughts & prayers are w/ them during this tragic time. Linda was a friend who had a deep faith in God & passion for her state & nation. She is missed.

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

Rowdy Gurl pretty mellowed out today. Congratulations on your good day!!!

[❤🐞ℝ𝕠𝕨𝕕𝕪𝔹𝕦𝕘🐞❤ @BrownEyesBliss]

I'm happy, and I'm in a fabulous mood😏
Today has been a good day💜

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

@KierstinShears Nice thought and very true, I tell my grand children I was born before color TV, They don't believe me!!!!!

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

Which EX 1, 2, or 3? Or one of the ones I lived with???

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

This is hard for me, but I promised total honesty on my page. I've fallen off the wagon (alcohol) for the last few weeks. I feel like shit about it. So, here we go - day one again.

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

@ADDiane Diane, my name is Bob I went through 6 rehab programs before it finally got through my thick Irish skull! It seemed I would go out in bright new world, only to find out it's the same old stinky world... finally I came to my senses and now 14 years of sobriety 15 in August.

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

@inked_jamaican @LGBT_Activist @VictoriasSecret Why do they have to be what?

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

@ashley_giles_ @VictoriasSecret You are absolutely right. Does Lane Bryant have a show? If not, maybe they should. It is my opinion(no expert) that there maybe more plus size women than women with model figures in the world... I don't have the statistics but, I wish I knew. Anyone know for sure (statistics)?

[B. Kelly @Bob_zilla]

I unlocked the Tough Defense (Silver) medal and have earned 16 of 58 medals total. Check out my profile to see them all! https://t.co/4T6bAn9SOl