Bobalina Coates

No longer has an ulterior motive. Hasn't made toad in the hole for a while.

[Bobalina Coates @BobalinaCoates]

Just checking in before twitter deletes my inactive account for inactivity. #ineedthatserverspace

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That’s the last time I use a bar’s sit down facilities. I placed my trust in a faulty lock and was walked in on. Twice. #accidentalexposure #twice

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Some tea towels were made for more than just drying cutlery. #SoulKitchen

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My arms have just been called ‘long and spindly’. Charming.

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The TV flicks to the news. Inevitable lead story. Distraught I prance, hopping goblin-like from foot to foot, chanting ‘BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT’ and dramatically hit the OFF button. #HadEnough #BOB

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Our dear leader is visiting the Bristol office today. In his honour I’ve put my socks on before lunchtime. #ProtectHisEyesFromTheSordidRealitiesOfCharityWork

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@Raisinmeister #nonbelievers #dragonmeansdragon

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It should tell you a lot about my current worklife that I’ve bought a small, fluffy, pink dragon with a sad wistful look in its eye to sit on my desk and empathize. #emotionalsupport

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That awful moment when you clear the spittle out of your horn only for it to drop right in your glass of water #BrassMansBlues #WaterCycle

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Something’s up with my directional dressing ability. My last three attempts to wear a jumper have ended up with it proudly worn back to front. #dresstodistress

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What a treat to be back rehearsing with @BrassDisciples especially now the set includes monster hits Backstreets Back (#ALRIGHT) and Valerie. #BabyTuba

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Apparently, I get nervous even when called to just stand and present myself to a crowd. Knocked knees, grimace, nervous wave. #notanetworker

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Dear thief, I hope you got at least £57 for my bike’s front wheel, cause that’s how much it cost to replace it. #crimedoesntpayunlessyourehalfords

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T’other day I spotted frogspawn in a puddle and thought ‘silly place to leave it’. Since, it’s rained constantly and I think that frog might be cleverer than I gave it credit for. #herpetologicalmeteorologist

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Trying on new shoes, the pair I’d picked were complimented by two separate groups of pensioners. I didn’t buy them. #OldGuyFashion

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Evanescence played on daytime Radio 2?! I feel old all of a sudden.

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Someone has genteelly posed a fork on the work toilet cistern. I honestly cannot think why.

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In a minor but vicious swipe at the Brexit process, I’m having new tyres fitted to my car. ‘Continental’ tyres. #StopTheMadness

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Bath Carnival is middle-class enough that there’s an orderly queue for the bar. #elbowsaway #youwereobviouslyherefirst

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I am also doing this, but sponsor Will cause 1) he organised a sponsorship page, 2) it’s a great cause, 3) he probably won’t die before finishing it and 4) he’s way more photogenic during hard exercise. https://t.co/Gf5AgdkK5Q

[Will Hayward @WillHayCardiff]

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Friday- I have to swim 4km in the sea
Saturday- I have to cycle 66 miles
Sunday- I have to run 10km fast so I don't miss the World Cup final
This is because no cure for Parkinson's disease has been found in the last 3. months.
https://t.co/sof1fnaqsb