Bri

Grades 7/8 ESL teacher *

Certified social studies teacher *

Union Thug @PSEA *

MA student in American Studies @PSUHarrisburg *

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@edburmila Look at all those sad children with a fully-funded college savings.

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@ameliabedeliajr Oof. Made that mistake before.

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@BriceCollin Yes, but you had to bring your own phone. I didn't have a cell phone until the end of freshman year so until then I had to buy calling cards to call home. Major PITA. My campus had no cell reception at all so even when we all got our 2002 Nokias they were kind of useless.

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@edburmila Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.

What happened?

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

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@MUSTDIEmusic @WhatItTis @morninggloria Love them! My kids refer to their t-shirts as "the naked lady shirts".

[Kurt @mechanicalkurt]

Do people under 30 understand that baseball used to be like, mythologically important to American identity? How even to explain it? There are several hit movies that succeeded almost entirely on the idea of "baseball is magic", and not like, sports magic, like actual sorcery

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@TVietor08 Rooting for Houston only because Trey Mancini was my favorite Oriole. Also relevent: When I was 10 or 11 some drunk Phillies fans spilled beer all over me.

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@cholden07 Also, another day in Pennsylvania.

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@AlyssaMastro44 @morninggloria @CrookedMedia "Vasectomy al Fresco": band name. I called it.

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@edburmila @murderxbryan Lawton, Oklahoma has entered the chat.

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@morninggloria Hard agree with one exception: Home. 11 year old me did not process that well. IYKYK.

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@morninggloria When you have boys people say things like "lock up your daughters". Like, thanks for assuming my chuld is going to be a sexual predator. It's all so gross.

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@edburmila Yesss!!! I recently became obsessed with this after learning about the bonkers life of Clarence King.

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I repeat: do NOT come for Gen Z.
#findoutseason

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

@ArmendarizDis16 Apparently you aren’t wanted there either.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

@ArmendarizDis16 Apparently you aren’t wanted there either.

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@edburmila Nothing puts a 9th grade Confederate fanboy in their place like asking this exact question. I miss it sometimes.

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With the exception of @brhodes loo encounter, this is my favorite story about HM. #GodSaveTheQueen

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@ameliabedeliajr It's soup season over here too!

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@JennaEllisEsq @dougmastriano @Reuters I'd sooner tour Gettysburg with someone who got a DUI driving the ghost tour bus.

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@GOPChairwoman Ma'am, this is an Arby's.