Hedge Priest

Green anarchist pan-sexual time travelling were-spider and Bible believing Christian.

[Hedge Priest @BobAruda]

@daatdarling We almost had to close down my whacky church because fire regulations wanted us to have a smoke alarm next to where we burned a cubic metre of frankincense every time we had mass it was wild

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@daatdarling Hi my culture is not a costume x

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@ChrisEgonSearle Basically.
Me: “yeah drugs make me anxious usually
Them: “OH WOW NO NOT MUSHROOMS NO THEY ARE DOING STUDIES ON HOW THEY HELP ANXIETY YOU KNOW IT WOULD HELP YOU WOW NO”

[Hedge Priest @BobAruda]

@ChrisEgonSearle The worst thing is mushroom people who see using them as a way to bypass going on the journey to not being a complete asshole

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@daatdarling Is this you rejecting modernity and embracing tradition?

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@FrenchAnglican I do love a bit of St. Gregory Palamas it has to be said

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@FrenchAnglican Are you a fan or no?

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@seanlucat Your work here is done ✅

[Hedge Priest @BobAruda]

@seanlucat Oh noooo you ok??

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@seanlucat Use your sock

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@MrDevinHunter

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@seanlucat It’s encouraged

[Shane @ArtemisNYC]

We need a “What/where do I want to eat?” Oracle deck.

[Hedge Priest @BobAruda]

@daatdarling PuT tHe RuNeS aWaY

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@daatdarling @landoftheyoung [satire]

[Hedge Priest @BobAruda]

@daatdarling @landoftheyoung Someone should start a fan page cataloging all the times where people misunderstand you on Twitter.

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A 12-year-old mermaid declares war on arthritis.