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Stage host for @campbestival @bestival @RhythmtreeFest @kashmir_iw @quayarts Stand up, Musician, living on the IOW

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@dickndom “Suck my Dick” -Red hot chilli Peppers

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@sarajcox i feel you will appreciate this.

Earlier on today i couldn’t remember the word for Vineyard and refered to it as “The Wine Museum”!

#Ihavealwaysbeenbroken

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I hope this election result means that Jacob Rees-Mogg now transforms back into an obsolete mahogany bannister pole in a stately home!

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@Ashy_slashee Route 666

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@NoContextBrits Surely this is @joelycett 🤔

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Tonight, my son randomly said,
“People are also known as poo!”

This is literally, the family friendly version of a certain @slipknot song.

#ifyouknowyouknow

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@Gibboanxious

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@CreepyOrg Kill List

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Yes, i use voice notes because i’m lazy.

My main reason is because i know i pisses so many people off!

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@JohnnyVegasReal i have to say, having a 4 year old is great but kids tv is normally a mundane chore!
The Rubbish World of Dave Spud is incredible. Proper funny.
Often watch it when my kids not around.
Fantastic job to you and everyone involved.

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@Allegaeon Spire of Lazarus - Soaked in the Sands

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@McConaughey just watched the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre on @netflix
You’ll be pleased to know, you are no longer in the worst movie of the franchise.

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The new Texas Chainsaw movie on @netflix has more continuity errors than Prince Andrew’s witness statements! @RoyalFamily have a word!!

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@sarajcox After you just played “I wanna hold your hand”
My 3 year old George turns round and said….
“They are naughty, they didn’t say please, i wants don’t get”

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leaving kids room after putting him to bed…
Me: **Passes wind at an unintentionally loud volume*
Me: “Wow, George, did you hear the thunder just then?”
George: “I love fireworks, I also like cows”
Me: **Confused** “Night, Night. Love you”
George: “love mooo” #Funnierthanhisdad

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@edsheeran and @bmthofficial performing together at the @BRITs

It’s hard to decide out of these acts, which one has sunk to a new low!

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@edsheeran and @bmthofficial performing together at the @BRITs !

It’s hard to decide out of these acts, which one has sunk to a new low!

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Tinie Tempa presenting a programme on @Channel4 about Housing Extensions! @tinie, was “Written in the stars” really about your secret love of a conservatory roof?