Captain Underpants

Bio: Logical washing powder ¬‿¬ [RP] Snoop Dogg and Tony The Tiger are my homeboys. #HatersGonnaHate #PotatoesGonnaPotate I AM NOT THE REAL BOB -.-

[Captain Underpants @BobBryar_]

Just casually had a nap on Taylor's couch

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i hope its poo art RT @brendonboydurie: Uploading a pic of my poo 4 u

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Do you ever sometimes just want to drive around without anywhere to actually go? Just to go for a drive.

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Just drove past the roxy. Sigh I want to go there one day

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Saw a group of scene kids on sunset yesterday. Looked like a clown had jizzed all over the blvd

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I have the worst cold ever and it's like 26 Celsius outside today eugh

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If I pay $500 for a phone I expect it to work motherfucker @apple

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Is anyone else finding that IOS6 has fucked up their iPhone 5? Like the maps no longer work and YouTube doesn't work? #fuckyouapple

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British customs is an asshole even when you ARE british

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Hello England we meet again

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@E_L_James is 50 SAHDES becoming a movie?

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Charging my phone whilst I was in Starbucks because I'm paying enough for that fucking coffee so give me your electricity too

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off to the movies now! See ya!

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White Collar on the 14th!!!

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I should get a job at Victoria secret so I can turn on all the vibrators and then just walk away like nothing happened

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I'm currently sitting outside Starbucks on this lovely day in Beverly Hills

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@TeamMackenze yep

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The Red Room Of Pain

[Joe Trohman @trohman]

My wife asked me to measure the toilet. The bowl is about 20 dumps. The seat is one butt, two partial thighs and a crotch.