Robert Pattinson

75-year-old bodybuilder, artist, Deutschfreundlich and unapologetically proud gay man.

[Robert Pattinson @BobbumsUK]

@TDieppe Another bigot bites the dust.

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@DrDaveLandrum Another bigot bites the dust.

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@jurgen_nauditt Everything to do with the 'Trump World Cup' has soured football: the ridiculous "Peace Prize"; the Balogun red card; Argentina's disgraceful behaviour; Trump inserting himself into Spain's victory celebration and now this secret deal to 'sell' the World Cup to Trump.

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@I_amMukhtar He's wearing a turban so he's a Sikh not a Moslem.

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@toadmeister He lied to his pupils (surprise! surprise!) Sexual orientation is not a question of choice and I suspect his pupils already know that - and now they know he's a liar.

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@premnsikka Don't forget: everything Trump touches, dies

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@TeleFootball If this goes through FIFA will belong to the Trump family.

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@glenn_tunes After the antics at this year's World Cup many of us could see this coming.

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@FBAwayDays If this goes through FIFA will belong to the Trump family.

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@honeymoon250 Ian Fleming's James Bond is a white Scot. My choice would be Paul Telfer.

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@Gini_220 Rugby

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@PaxPerry Amazing musculature.

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@0ivankaTrump1 When he's gone his presidency should be erased. The Romans practiced "Damnatio Memoriæ" by which all memory of the disgraced person was eradicated from public inscriptions, statues and images defaced or destroyed. So should it be with Trump.

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The insanity of religion

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@PaxPerry There's absolutely no doubt that bodybuilding is more than a narcissistic pastime. I came to it comparatively late in life but working out kept me looking and feeling younger. I'm sure that without it I'd have shuffled off this mortal coil long ago. Stay young and beautful sir!

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@PaxPerry Always hot!

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@PaxPerry You're welcome. One of the most welcome effects of bodybuilding is the slowing down of ageing. My latest bone scan showed I have the bone density of a man half my age. All thanks to lifting weights. So keep staying young my friend. You're a delight to the eye.

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@theJeremyVine Argies always cheat.

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@Jerseyaffairs Argies, including Messi, will cheat to win.