Bobby Brasco

Hell yeah I'm Bobby Brasco I'm here to kick ass and drive my pickup truck and I'm all out of ass I'm remarried to my hot ex-ex-wife

[Bobby Brasco @BobbyBrascooo]

My lawyer told me to say that anything I post on this account is satire and any resemblance of real people is purely coincidental I have no idea why he told me to say this but I’m pretty sure he’s been to law school so I trust him with laws but I did see him run a red light once

[18 U.S.C. § 2441 @RefrmDemocracy]

Cuomo would be on his 17th trip to Israel.

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

Possibly my favourite political clip ever

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“A cure for cancer is not enough.”

- guy who hasn't done a single thing to cure cancer

[Bobby Brasco @BobbyBrascooo]

@Ericrse37986 BROTHER YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT GO BUY A GUN FOR STARTERS

[I Smoked Kirkmas @BlackKnight10k]

They're on a generational run with these

[Big Daddy Jamba @JaquilleOneal04]

a Clinton
*BANG BANG*
a speech
*BANG BANG*
a poll
*BANG BANG*
a Pokémon
*BANG BANG*

[Bobby Brasco @BobbyBrascooo]

@nypost @pmarca OKAY DOCTOR EVIL THEN WHY DONT YOU PROVE US THAT BY NOT USUNG ANY HUMAN DOCTORS EVER AGAIN

[Bobby Brasco @BobbyBrascooo]

@thinkwithmark I OWN ONE OF THESE ALREADY ITS CALLED A PIECE OF PAPER

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

You see recurrent versions of this everywhere, i.e. the idea people get more conservative as they get older. This is broadly true of exactly one generation blessed to grow up with shared prosperity and a welfare state that then decided no one else deserved those things.

[Batz! (rotten) @RingsideBatz]

shes actively defending the planet and she doesnt even realize it. she has more morals than billionaires ever will. shes is beautiful

[🐬 Doppy | Commissions Open | TEAM COMEDY @doppy_enjo]

How many times are we gonna hear about people developing Plastic 2 that's super eco friendly until we start actually using Plastic 2 😭😭😭😭

[Bobby Brasco @BobbyBrascooo]

@TheDemocrats FORCE CHUCK SCHUMER TO RESIGN AND ACTUALLY OPPOSE THIS SHIT

[Stephanie Ⓥ @SVcrazycatlady]

We have taxation without representation

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

they wanted to sell me a humble story cos he wore $50 tshirts

[Bobby Brasco @BobbyBrascooo]

@suchnerve ALL THREE OF THESE ARE THE SAME THING

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is worse than any dystopia we couldve imagined

[Bobby Brasco @BobbyBrascooo]

@CGMeetup THIS MAKES ME WANT TO DRINK PEPSI AND NOT COCA COLA I PREFER WHEN COMPANIES USE REAL ARTISTS INSTEAD OF SHITTING OUT AI CRAP

[Bobby Brasco @BobbyBrascooo]

@TulsiGabbard @GravelInstitute OH YEAH AND HOWS THAT GOING NOW BITCH

[Ruff Criminal @RuffCrim]

Actual humiliation ritual

Defeat the entire world at your sport, your reward is eating $2 burgers in front of an audience of sex traffickers

[… @Unkle_K]

You cannot learn complex topics in 20 minutes. This is why you guys are confident and stupid