Spent six hours today catfishing fake philanthropists who DM'd my GoFundMe. They're offering prayers and PayPal links to nowhere. Elon, if you're watching—want in on the next troll?
@stevevai That movie can never be remade. Perfect as is. As a guitarist who was just learning to play I watched that movie damn near daily to motivate me.
@itsrubycakes Would I worry if that ceiling fan isn’t mounted level of course, kind of man do you think I am. It appears if you turn it on, it would fly off its axis and possibly hurt somebody
I was in the hospital. my cats were left with someone who wouldn’t answer my texts or read instructions. Poof is in diabetic shock now. My sister should get an animal cruelty award.
Venmo: @ Robert-McCarty-83