Bobby Dolan

Jim Halpert’s overrated.

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Imagine Dragons = The Next Nickelback

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Cover Your Mouth Post Pickup.

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@kmirch @Ol_TimeFootball @CouldBeTheMove So good

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@HorsleyScott Legend. Thank you!

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@HorsleyScott Scott. Big fan. What kind of mic do you use? Need that thing. Thanks.

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@golfpridegrips You guys need to get Rory back into the Yellow New Decades. Had more swag back then. Won more too. Sad.

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@McIlroyRory Listen man... You and I both know you were better with the Yellow New Decades. Had more swag. Change your grips. Start winning majors.

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"Damn... This guy lives in the moment man." - Someone who sees this Move being executed.

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@UmpScorecards @hotsizz25

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“Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlaying our hard hearts.” Just came across that line. Need to memorize and drop it around unsuspecting people asap.

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@KrystinaCoakley God you’re sick

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@cpierson941 Who should I bet on?

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@KevinConroyJr @eamonlynch 😂😂

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@BarryOnHere Barry are you smoking the drugs again?

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Announcers be like… “This man needs no introduction” and then do an introduction.

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Staley’s gotta go

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Calling an electrical current "juice" is such a classic Move. Phone's plugged in but it's not charging. "I'm not getting any juice over here."

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It’s back… Some might say the most prestigious award in music. The “Nobody Asked Dude: Bobby Dolan Album of the Year.”

Winner: Black Country New Road - Ants From Up There

Thank you and enjoy the rest of your day.

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Ey yo. Imagine being Santa and getting oat milk from some lib ass house ����😭💀💀😆😹

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In and Out got them thicc receipts.

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Wearing my aqua Friday Beers sweatshirt in Best Buy and a guy looked me in the eye and asked if I work here. Red shirt at Target I get but aqua at Best Buy… C’mon man.