P*tterisms

The land of the mixed metaphor and the malaprop, comments that are just wrong etc

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

@blksportuk @blk_sport @saracens Saracens owe me one - sent them a Springboks cap for Francois Pienaar to sign and it was returned unsigned!

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

I'm sick as a pancake. #mixedmetaphor

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

He sails like a bird in the air. #mixedmetaphor

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

My mind's like a parachute - it's always open.

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

Right from the word start. #mixedmetaphor

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

They got hold of the wrong stick.

[Mark Underwood @markunderwood9]

"On top of the moon". I do believe that's a mixed metaphor children! @Iromg .@mikeparry8 would be proud of that one.

[Christine Johnson @cjohnsonbooks]

Mixed Metaphor of the Day: "Put your ducks in the ring!" #isthereanameforthisdisease

[deviah @deviah]

The rats are out of the bag, but who will put them in the cage? Pardon, the mixed metaphor. Thanks to Doc Rustom... http://t.co/pBW6ANKgVq

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

There's no future in the past.

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

He let out a big sigh of release.

[Tom Craine @TomCraine]

Just heard a furious person use the phrase..."Oh that would just tip me off the iceberg". It has made my day.

[John Polk @ClichesGoneWild]

MT @StevenDickens3: "When the music stops you shouldn’t have the puck” #QuoteOfTheDay #mixedmetaphor // You've never played Musical Pucks?

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

We need to stop feeding the hand that bites us. #joshlyman

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

We need to turn that query on its face. #mixedmetaphor

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

I've managed to circle the square.

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

If they lose today it'll be another damp squid.

[Steve Phillips @StephenPtweets]

@ClichesGoneWild "Rattle the bushes" = rattle the cage + beat the bushes ; when you need to angry up the grouse before scaring them out

[Daniel Stewart @dnstewart67]

Favourite mixed metaphor during the FA cup weekend by a southern conference player..."We pulled the stops out of the bag". Classic.

[P*tterisms @BobbyPetersen14]

When the ball goes dead you've got to come alive.