Robert Reese

A lover of music, a writer, a person. I like dogs, tech,and anyone from TSA.

[SenseiSuplex @Sensei_Suplex]

🔴It's time to decide which one of the 4 settings created for the D&D TTRPG MMO: Project aurora will be the Official game setting.

🔴Setting Showcases: https://t.co/NNH5Hgv4kk

🔴Vote which setting here: https://t.co/wwVhWnTo8Z

#dnd #mmorpg #ttrpg #rollingtogether

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

With the sudden appearance of cocky and womanizing Ricardo "Ricky" Pesto, voiced by @johnlarroquette, Gretchen has met her match, Gayle has a new crush, and shenanigans will surely follow.

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

@BobsBurgersFOX @johnlarroquette Hear me out: Jimmy Pesto's long-lost cousin comes to take over the family restaurant;

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

"Lulu's Reign of Terror has begun."
Out of context quotes, Thanksgiving edition

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

"You know that project? That *semester* project? haven't started it. Due Friday."

"Uhunh. Would you like me to strangle you now, or later?"

"Later...like the procrastinator I am."

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

@themaine All the LoMein

[All Time Low @AllTimeLow]

A message for anyone coming to an upcoming show, please take a quick moment to read ❤️

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

2/2. so that he can sleep comfortably.But i have realized that this may have trained a very specific line of thought in his brain,one that is both jarring and absolutely hilarious:
"If I get angry enough, I can turn off the Sun."
Yes Fogg,yes you can.

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

1/2
For about the two months that I've had him, I have been sure to keep my hedgehog's cage at a comfy temp and light level for him. He tends to hiss and bristle in his sleep if it's too bright,and I then adjust accordingly,

[Missouri TSA @MissouriTSA]

"Your state officers enjoyed ice cream after a hard day's work! There's much to come, watch our social media for updates!"

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

@AshleeMichele47 "Fun isn't something one considers when demolishing the patriarchy,but this...Haha, this does put a smile on my face."

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

@AshleyStokesTSA Nostalgia incarnate

[Cookie @cookieswagga]

Bank: "Hm this lady buys a lot of things online."
Me: *purchases a game from Nintendo*
Bank: "TACKLE THE IMPOSTER"

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

Claim to fame? Won a game of clue in two rounds.

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

In the next Humanity Software Patch, I hope they nerf billionaires. I think they're too overpowered.

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

"That's not a quirk-that's trauma"

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

"When I imagined Death coming for me,this wasn't the battle plan I had in mind."
-me,complaining to my roommate while having a bad head cold today

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

@emddines Alfred

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

When you're so stressed/anxious that your mind just fixates on meticulously cleaning everything in your general vicinity to deal w/it

*squints* "Aight Brain,the root of the problem is a bit suspicious ngl...but the effect...yeah I can work with this. Got my eye on u tho"

[Robert Reese @BobertR744]

"I love what you're doing, but I hate your fuckin' guts" -out of context quotes from my apartment