Bob Fairless

Hacks around golf courses. occasionally rides a fast motorbike slowly, watches too much TV.

[Bob Fairless @bobfairless]

@asda Asda have taken money from me for an online order, and failed to deliver over £40 worth of goods. They have failed to respond to a Refund Request. They are incompetent or untrustworthy, even for people like me who have been customers for several years. No longer of course.

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@DHSCgovuk @SKinnock @NHS_ELFT Any chance you can get my GP to let me book a PSA test online? I am high risk, the only test available online is a Cervical Smear. Not much use for me.

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@MaryCuthbe41916 @BBCNews Try not being a shit.

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@DHSCgovuk @wesstreeting @lengreview Why can't I book a PSA test at my GP surgery? My dad had Prostate Cancer, I'm therefore high risk. Only booking available online is a Cervical Smear test, not much good for me. Why is the NHS happy for me to die?

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@Number10cat A big Meal in France, you know what they're like😃

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@buitengebieden One good turn deserves another.

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@DHSCgovuk I can't even get a PSA test at my GP, even though I'm at high risk of Prostate Cancer (my dad had it and I'm 70). Only test you can book for is a Cervical Smear, for some reason I can't get one of those (ha ha). Sunny Mead surgery, Woking, shame on you.

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@RealTimVine Don't be daft Tim, they lift the net and slide the mower underneath! It's a French idea, called a Coup de Grass! 🤣🤣

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@antmiddleton Maybe 30% of indigenous people of our "great nation" say they are Christian. Most of those who say that they are Christian are not, e.g. she who prosecuted the innocent Post Office staff. You are talking bollocks. You're an idiot.

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@Classicbritcom Yes, Johny Morris, absolutely brilliant. Also Tales of the Riverbank. They don't make anything as good as that anymore.

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@RupertLowe10 Are you mad?

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@PrivateEyeNews Don't we pride ourselves on Free Speech in this country?

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@BBCNews Royal Family unspeakably awful too.

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@SurreyRoadCops Hope you did him for parking on a double yellow and in a cycle lane, like the bike😄

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@SurreyRoadCops @GuildfordBeat Unpalatable☹️😂

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@leftcoastbabe @Number10cat Foul play? 🤣

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@Number10cat Classmate of mine, Geoff Glover, was shot down in a Harrier during the Falklands war, became a member of the Red Arrows. Was held captive in the pub at Port Stanley. Back in the UK, mobbed by the press, he said it was hell, "The beer was off." Best of British?

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@BraidseaQuine @Number10cat And a Manchester United fan too!

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@BBCNews Sorry he was injured, but the spectators didn't seem to be troubled.

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@SoVeryBritish With that sort of talent, you could get a game with Manchester United😃