bobby fritz

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

@ADom1313 what's a matter pop? Couldn't handle the sting?

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

@stephenasmith you use big words trying to sound intelligent and articulate but really you have no idea what you re talking about #blowhard

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

@stephenasmith accustomED to ya dope.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

@EliteDaily the voice of Generation Y is @VICE. Not you yuppies.

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

Anyone else suddenly become starved around 10am?

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

@EliteDaily the content you put out is akin to a 1st semester English major writing a paper 2 hours before it's due.

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

Millennials as parents-
Kids: can I have some money for the movies?
Parent: don't have cash, ill venmo you.

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

Also: JPP just gave the "dumbest way to get hurt" title belt to Geno.

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

If I was a Jets fan i'd be ecstatic. Geno sucks. Now they might win 5 games this year instead of 3.

[Kevin Negandhi @KevinNegandhi]

The Jets beat is never dull. It's the sports version of covering Donald Trump.

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

"Just walk west for a mile and you'll see it." Like I know which fucking direction west is.

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

Only in New Jersey can a 530 morning commute feel like the Indy 500. #slowdown

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

People in DC are not as anxious or willing to cross the street as the people in NYC.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Awesome last episode for Jon Stewart. The bullshit monologue was way way way up there. I don't think he's gonna be gone for long.

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

#JonVoyage

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

@bomani_jones is this GOP debate the best or worst thing to happen to American politics? Unintentional comedy potential is thru the roof

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

@bomani_jones Would you rather have cheeto fingers for life or a mosquito buzzing around your one ear for life?

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

ESPN is a bunch of politically correct pussies. What @ESPN_Colin said does not warrant getting fired.

[bobby fritz @bobFRITZgerald]

@ESPN_Colin advanced metrics make baseball seem more complex than it is. Also like you're view that baseball players aren't "athletes".