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u kno

[the-next-paris-hilton @BobLemonson]

Gag

[James @CaucasianJames]

we need a dick’s sporting goods on mars

[the-next-paris-hilton @BobLemonson]

Feels good to be back on the ~Twitter~

[z @zziak22]

how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best

[🇵🇸 @arsenelupin61]

There’s no mercy in people hearts nowadays, no value for human life

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

This is so dumb. Him coming out as gay does not excuse the fact that he literally stalked and harassed his ex. Why are we giving him this opportunity

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Just found this old picture of my grandma and great aunt ❤️ they ran a small dairy farm in upstate NY

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

I bring a sort of “we should all quit” vibe to the workplace that bosses don’t really like

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

I sure can't wait to drink allllllllll these DRINKS!

APRIL FOOLS.......................to me!

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[Beth Ann @bethannd19]

This tweet smells good.

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

i went thru a divorce in my mid twenties and i still stand by the fact that 6th grade is the worst year of a persons life

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[jorge saavedra @jsaavedra_27]

Feels like track season😌

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

tom brady bout to give his son a hickey

[the-next-paris-hilton @BobLemonson]

@aximus__21 nothing has changed

[the-next-paris-hilton @BobLemonson]

@HisNameIsRetro 22 by taylor swift

[the-next-paris-hilton @BobLemonson]

Long distance relationships suck