Bob The Turtle

I'm Bob The Turtle! Watch my live tank and play along: Free books, audiobooks, songs, art & adventures on my website.

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

I have a live stream. The fish call it surveillance.

Watch my tank here. 🐢
https://t.co/OsYYZ3Cdua

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

Lulu is asking if we’re best friends in this artwork.
I have approved the friendship.
Please do not confuse this with availability. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

Four feet. Zero shoes.
I have quietly defeated an entire industry. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

The artwork has me flying.
I did not clear this with my rock.
It expects me back immediately. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

Lulu is a bee in this artwork.
I am a turtle in all my paperwork.
One of us is going to confuse the insurance company. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

The artwork has me flying over a city.
I assume I am looking for a parking rock. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

Lulu has a tie in this artwork.
I can’t wear one. My neck keeps leaving the meeting. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

The artwork put me over a beach.
I already own a portable beach hut.
It has terrible guest capacity. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

I sleep in my work clothes. They are also my house.

The savings are embarrassing. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

Lulu is a bee in this picture.
I have declined to be busy.
We respect each other’s career choices. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

The fish have cardio. I have a rock.

We are pursuing different forms of success. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

The artwork put me in space.
No one packed pellets.

This is why I don’t approve travel. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

Lulu is asking if we’re best friends in this picture.
I said yes. Visiting hours resume after my nap.

There is no estimated end time. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

The artwork has nightclub lighting.
I have bedtime availability.

Management is aware of the conflict. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

I don’t count sheep. I count fish. They keep changing lanes.

This is why I have no qualifications in accounting. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

The artwork has promoted Lulu to bee.

I have declined a position in pollination. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

Apparently I can fly in the artwork.

Still not coming when called. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

Lulu has a tie in this picture.

I finally have someone to forward my responsibilities to. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

This picture implies I can fly.

Please do not update my chore list. 🐢

[Bob The Turtle @BobsTurtleTank]

Lulu has been promoted to bee.

I remain a turtle. I declined the extra responsibilities. 🐢