Shit Bob Hayes Says

Bob is a sensitive guy.

[Shit Bob Hayes Says @BobTalk2]

@SourShannon 2 stars is bullshit! 6 stars.

[Shit Bob Hayes Says @BobTalk2]

True statement.

[Shit Bob Hayes Says @BobTalk2]

Its a Luke Bryan pandora kind of day. And by a pandora kind of day I mean I cant stop thinking about him. #mancrush

[Shit Bob Hayes Says @BobTalk2]

Im back like NKOTB and 98 degrees. #legend I should have gotten the #cartwrightaward

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Miranda lambert is one lucky woman

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That Calvin Klein commercial was pretty good. I just hate when they use my body w/o my permission #grindsmygears

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If ur lookin 4 somethin good on TV tonight high school music is on. Ive seen it a million times but I cant help watchin evrytime I c it on

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@ShanMan__ @billmorrell u guys take things too serious. There was an award show on last night. #popculture

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Tom Brady is so dreamy. #stud

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@JB524 I've been watching porn all weekend too.

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I love wearing @ShanMan__ 's Brady jersey in bed, while staring at my Brady fathead... On the ceiling above me.

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I have to fake bathroom to look at this chick

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There's a real drunk old guy at the bar right now. I hope I'm not looking into my future

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Just took a snow ball to the mouth I bet that kid couldn't do it again

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Just did a carbomb with the bartender. I wish it was a girl bartender

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Standing in line at dunkin donuts and the old guy in front of me just let out the biggest fart

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@turner_shawn @sppoconnor @shanman__ @JB524 I always laugh when I hear that. #wishiwasthere

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@SPPOConnor @JB524 @ShanMan__ @BobTalk2 just pooh at #charliehorse #guylolbecauseiwasloud

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@SPPOConnor will that make your farts smell minty? #pros&cons