Bocce

Senior Advisor - Sports/Food/War/Peace

[NWS Miami @NWSMiami]

Update: Shaking has been felt across much of Florida in the aftermath of the 6.1 magnitude quake just west of Cuba.

*NO* tsunami threat is expected from the earthquake.

[Bocce @Bocce305]

So that little mini rumble was a quake, huh. I just thought somebody in the fortress here ate a bean burrito or something.

[Bocce @Bocce305]

@fonzodad 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t doubt they’ll retag it. Not everybody has Baby Gap bodies bro. This new generation might like wearing tight clothes like the medio yeguas they are, but real big men need comfort and style. Need buy more fabric like Thornton Melon.

[Bocce @Bocce305]

Terrible selection, poor material, and overpriced by a long shot. Need competitors to come in and produce some decent merch.

[Tyson9 @TyCar119]

@Fanatics @Bocce305 The Big & Tall offerings are terrible. Been looking for LSU Merch, same shit since 2024!

[Tyson9 @TyCar119]

@Fanatics @Bocce305 The Big & Tall offerings are terrible. Been looking for LSU Merch, same shit since 2024!

[Bocce @Bocce305]

Didn’t think Sorsby would ever play football again, but since we’re setting new lows everyday in this country, it’s not surprising. Teammates gonna wonder after the first fumble or INT.

[Bocce @Bocce305]

@LakersCanes305 Big U sushi spot. When I was in the Band of the Hour, we were there 3x a week lol

[Bocce @Bocce305]

“Bocce you a sucker for blondes or brunettes?”

I’m a sucker for a Cuban or Mexican tamal en hoja.

No 🍌
Yes 🌽

[Bocce @Bocce305]

Futile prayer asking for a Toyota not to win in Michigan but they own NASCAR. Denny positioning himself for one of the greatest of all time. Like the driver, hate the manufacturer. More like envy. American stock cars have fallen far.

[Bocce @Bocce305]

Bocce doesn’t run in fake circles. Don’t run in circles, period. Only straight lines. 📈

[Bocce @Bocce305]

USC managed their way out of a trip to Omaha. Good for UNC to rep the ACC, but man what a duck by the Trojans. Kind of stuff that relieves coaches of their duties.

[Bocce @Bocce305]

@fonzodad Say it everyday. I was just at my annual Friday and that was the doc’s most impactful message.

[Bocce @Bocce305]

Bourbon and bitters and 2 miles of Michigan track, buddy. No Toyota today 🚫🥃🏁

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

We are devastated by the passing of 3x NBA Champion and beloved broadcaster Stacey King.

[Bocce @Bocce305]

My thoughts on this Vegas game 3, 2OT win are simply on how much money the books gobbled up during live action on this game. The runway scoring, Mitch hat trick, missed penalty shot, Carolina comeback, all the momentum in the first OT, then Vegas wins. And literally Vegas won 💰

[Bocce @Bocce305]

When things have never happened in sports, then they suddenly happen after a full century, you can be sure somebody’s making sure it happens. Don’t like this guayaba.

[Bocce @Bocce305]

I love hockey so I’ll finish the series, but this era where gambling rules sports, I can hear the duck quacking. 🦆

[Bocce @Bocce305]

This Stanley Cup is a live-betting, money stealing sham.